Flouzemaker
Prince
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2007
- Messages
- 341
2400 BC
After crossing the French territory, our Sumerian Warrior makes contact with the Dutch. The Visual Phone rings.
I am honored to meet you, Gilgamesh. I hope that our two nations will be able to live in peace and friendship.
Sure they will, Willem! As a token of my friendship, let me give you my most sincere condoleances.
Uh...
Who died?
No one died.
What's up with the funeral clothes, then?
I don't follow.
Come on, dude! You look like a bird of prey disguised as a funeral attending clown! Frilly collar, red nose, black clothes... it's all there!
And you look like a goat. What's your point?
My point is... Uh. How about a piece of peace?
I'm listening...
And a little dose of Open Borders on the side so I can take a good look at your lands?
And I'll do the same in yours.
You don't even know where my territory is.
Something tells me it's somewhere to the west.
Lucky guess.
Not a lucky one, no.
Why do you say that?
Oh, you'll see soon enough. Bye!
Toodles!
After crossing the French territory, our Sumerian Warrior makes contact with the Dutch. The Visual Phone rings.
I am honored to meet you, Gilgamesh. I hope that our two nations will be able to live in peace and friendship.
Sure they will, Willem! As a token of my friendship, let me give you my most sincere condoleances.
Uh...
Who died?
No one died.
What's up with the funeral clothes, then?
I don't follow.
Come on, dude! You look like a bird of prey disguised as a funeral attending clown! Frilly collar, red nose, black clothes... it's all there!
And you look like a goat. What's your point?
My point is... Uh. How about a piece of peace?
I'm listening...
And a little dose of Open Borders on the side so I can take a good look at your lands?
And I'll do the same in yours.
You don't even know where my territory is.
Something tells me it's somewhere to the west.
Lucky guess.
Not a lucky one, no.
Why do you say that?
Oh, you'll see soon enough. Bye!
Toodles!