Random Rants LXX: CFCOT's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

[Hygro]

Jafar: Right here. “If the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her.”
Sultan: But Jasmine hated all those suitors! How could I choose someone she hates?
Jafar: Not to worry, my liege. There is more. If, in the event a suitable prince cannot be found, a princess must then be wed to… hmm… interesting.
Sultan: What? Who?
Jafar: The royal vizier! Why, that would be… me!

 

[Arakhor]

Well, if I don't create a thread within 24 hours, then it will be Cutlass (#99), as Valka also posted #997.

 

[Commodore]

It's now been 24 hours since #1000 was made, so the honours now pass to #999 (Valka), who started the thread, so it carries onto #998, which happens to be me.

Huh, didn't even realize I had the 1000th post. Oh well. I don't think I would have been up to making the new thread anyway.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

And so I bid another thread goodbye... it was rather fun to have done the OPs for both the rants and raves threads at almost the same time.

 

[Arakhor]

New thread.