Random Rants LXX: CFCOT's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

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Mom's thinking did not seem to be as clear this afternoon as it was when I was with mom yesterday, but her doctors said that she is still much better today than she was yesterday morning and was better this morning than this evening.

She slept better last night and has her blood sugar a little better controlled.

She was in a much better mood when we arrived today. She got even happier when the nurse told us that she may be coming home today if her blood pressure improves. Her blood pressure did improve, but the doctor and physical therapist decided that her balance is still to bad to let her go. Having her hopes of an early release crushed made her very sad. She was crying a lot again this evening.

She kept repeating that they really ought to let her come home for the weekend and that she would not mind checking in again for rehab on Monday but that she needs to take a shower at home and wants to have access to Hulu and Netflix as nothing good comes on television on Saturdays or Sundays.

The results of the echocardiogram have not come back yet, but the CT scan she had this morning showed no change in the plaque in her carotid arteries. That means they do not believe that the surgery is urgent, and are recommending waiting to perform the operation until after she has recovered some more.

The rehab doctor is recommending that she be moved down one floor to the in-patient rehab unit on Monday for 7 to 10 days of intensive rehabilitation, mostly focused on her balance. He said that she has just enough weakness to qualify for Medicare to cover this.

The Hospitalist said that her most recent stroke was in the left parietal lobe, causing worse Expressive Aphasia but not causing her any more trouble understanding words.

The MRI also revealed some damage to the right side of the corpus callosum that had not been noticed on previous scans, but the doctor does not think it is as recent. It might have simply been overlooked back in November, or she might have had another stroke a couple weeks ago (perhaps when she was complaining of seeing triple).
 
Everyone on the left says "eat the rich", but none of them really seem to appreciate the symbolic power of ritual cannibalism.
Take their power!
 
Oh. please. Who could actually eat Trump and not throw up for a week afterwards. Symbolism can only survive so much resulting vomiting.
I'm imagining that a future where we get to eat Trump is one with comprehensive socialised healthcare. Gambling on it, if I'm honest.
 
Oh. please. Who could actually eat Trump and not throw up for a week afterwards. Symbolism can only survive so much resulting vomiting.
They do say he's hard to keep down.
 
Ok... this is anecdotal and i may have done the rant like 5 times before.

Dear 'Mericans, you were not #1 in the 2008 medal table. China was. You were not #1 in the 2010 medal table either. Canada was.

Let's have ourselves a case strudy from ze Germanz.
Like, imagine...

Imagine you have come 3rd in the World Championship. Twice.
Imagine you have come 2nd in the World Championship. Thrice.
Imagine you have been a World Champion. Five bloody times.
Not counting when you were a minor.
That makes it six.
Imagine you have the curse. You flunked twice. You got bronze twice.
You are 34 years old. This is your 5th and final Olympics.

You fail at your short program. (Your partner does. Whatever. Not the point.)
You're in fourth.
And then you do the thang, they send a copter for the ball, you get your WR and the bloody damn medal.

Dear 'Mericans.
Don't be dumb.
Count medals like everyone else on the planet!

Because a bronze just isn't as good.
I leave you with the image of a 34 year old lady who - apparently - strongly agrees with me.

Spoiler :

Besides:
Right now that's better for you anyway.
You need, like, 20 of them worthless stupid murican-snowboard-inflation-medals real quick.
I mean, Jebus!
 
Man that's almost as gnarly as soO getting silver in the GSL six times out of his six times in the finals.
 
Dear Germans

Sorry you were the silver medal winners in back to back world wars.

Love,
The World Champs
WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
:grouphug::beer:
NO TIME FOR GERMANS cuz WE rrrrr THE CHAMPIUUNNNNS
 
Dear Germans

Sorry you were the silver medal winners in back to back world wars.

Love,
The World Champs
That's a fair point.
But it's kinda backwards regarding your odd business with the counting of the medals. :p
 
That's a fair point.
But it's kinda backwards regarding your odd business with the counting of the medals. :p
CUZ WE ARE THE ChAmPiOnS :aargh:
 
I was supposed to go out and celebrate my birthday (last weekend, but the weather was bad then) and instead I feel sick.
 
Apparently, Heart of Glass is almost 40 years old. I'm slightly younger than the death of disco, but that still makes me feel old...
 
My musical tastes stop around 1990, but not that's because I lived through them. I basically didn't encounter pop music in any real fashion until I went to university.
 
I'm not saying "Heart of Glass" was on any of my favorites lists. I just remember when it was new because of the incessant promotion at the time.
 
Sorry you were the silver medal winners in back to back world wars.

Not even the silver medal winners. Didn't even place in fact. I'd say the medal winners in both world wars are as follows:

WWI: Gold: Great Britain, Silver: France, Bronze: US

WWII: Gold: US, Silver: USSR, Bronze: China

In both instances Germany had strong routines, but their inability to stick the landing cost them.
 
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