Pacal: Alright. Let's build a monument to show my extraordinary person to all of our latest town.
Brandon.Herrern: Okay. You'll get +1 culture in the city for that.
Pacal: What the Tartarus is a culture? And who are you?
Brandon.Herren: I'm Brandon. Culture is a value that popps boarders and flips cities in the game of-
Pacal: But WHERE did you come from? The author did a poor job at this. Hold on. MANTA!
MantaRevan: Wha, what? Dude, I'm trying to convince people that a pornstar is a better person than a soldier!
Pacal: I don't care. What the Tartarus is he doing here? Where did he come from? Actually write a story!
MantaRevan: I don't have time. Dude, you demanded TWELVE advisors. I can't do a good job with all of them...
Down from the heavens descended a creeper with a remarkable pair of epic sunglasses.
MoreEpicThanYou:
Did somebody say 'Tartarus'?
Pacal: I don't thin-
MoreEpicThanYou starts hissing, while swelling up.
Pacal: ....nevermind.
Christos: I recommend you establish a good all-round military before attacking your neighbors and vassalsizing them, winning their votes for your diplomatic victory.
Pacal: I agree. Now let's hit the sack.
MaxWar: WHAT?
Pacal: Go to sleep.
MaxWar: Turtles.
Pacal: What?
MaxWar: Nothing. Just doing my job.
As the sun sets, two yellow ovals emit from the bushes. A creature walks out, and contrary to expected, it was coming from a router, carried by NightCreature.
Pacal: Uhh...
NC: You just discovered writing!
Pacal: Sure...okay.
NC: I'm your tech advisor. And for your current strategy, you need to research iron working.
Anonymous Makeshift advisor: We've just signed open boarders with all of our neighbors, with the exception of Hammurabi,
MoreEpicThanYou: ...the infidel.
AMA: Yes.
Pacal: If we really want a diplomation victory, a foreign advisor should be important.
NC: That's correct. And since we now have writing, we can put up wanted posters!