Rise of the Myas-or the Mantas

Great update.
 
I_shall_be_financial_advisor.
 
Alright.this is what we've got so far:

1.Christos- Military Advisor
2.NightCreature- Tech Minister
3.MaxWar- Minster the random of.
4.Brandon.Herren- Culture Advisor
5.MoreEpicThanYou- High Priest
6.Spaceman98- Financial Advisor
7.Straquotel- Foreign Advisor
8. Dumanios- Minister of the Interior
9. Theceaser- Espionage Advisor
10. Topsecret- Civil Advisor
11.
12.
That's assuming that Pacal doesn't change his mind about the number of advisors he wants, but he probabily won't, he's pretty stubborn.
 
Ok, I'll your foreign advisor, then.
 
Interesting... I will be the (possibly biased toward Rome a teeny bit) espionage advisor, who, as he has nothing to do right now since espionage hasn't been invented and Rome hasn't been discovered, will busy himself finding out other people's (embarrassing) secrets. In the RP, naturally. :mischief:
 
I will be the 13th guy then :D
I won't do much but make sure I don't kiss you.
 
Interesting... I will be the (possibly biased toward Rome a teeny bit) espionage advisor, who, as he has nothing to do right now since espionage hasn't been invented and Rome hasn't been discovered, will busy himself finding out other people's (embarrassing) secrets. In the RP, naturally. :mischief:

The Colombian exchange hasn't happened yet, but we have two or three undiscovered Civs, which could be anything(besides Maya, Babylonian, Greek, and German civilizations)
 
Alexander signing up for Civic advisor.

Alexander has appeared from Alexander's Quest after failing to take over the world... :D
and is determined that the world should have not-so free goverment under Pacal II

P.S. I've never seen anyone (or done it myself) win a Diplomatic Victory. Just a challenge :)
 
Pacal: Alright. Let's build a monument to show my extraordinary person to all of our latest town.
Brandon.Herrern: Okay. You'll get +1 culture in the city for that.
Pacal: What the Tartarus is a culture? And who are you?
Brandon.Herren: I'm Brandon. Culture is a value that popps boarders and flips cities in the game of-
Pacal: But WHERE did you come from? The author did a poor job at this. Hold on. MANTA!
MantaRevan: Wha, what? Dude, I'm trying to convince people that a pornstar is a better person than a soldier!
Pacal: I don't care. What the Tartarus is he doing here? Where did he come from? Actually write a story!
MantaRevan: I don't have time. Dude, you demanded TWELVE advisors. I can't do a good job with all of them...
Down from the heavens descended a creeper with a remarkable pair of epic sunglasses.
MoreEpicThanYou: Did somebody say 'Tartarus'?
Pacal: I don't thin-
MoreEpicThanYou starts hissing, while swelling up.
Pacal: ....nevermind.
Christos: I recommend you establish a good all-round military before attacking your neighbors and vassalsizing them, winning their votes for your diplomatic victory.
Pacal: I agree. Now let's hit the sack.
MaxWar: WHAT?
Pacal: Go to sleep.
MaxWar: Turtles.
Pacal: What?
MaxWar: Nothing. Just doing my job.
As the sun sets, two yellow ovals emit from the bushes. A creature walks out, and contrary to expected, it was coming from a router, carried by NightCreature.
Pacal: Uhh...
NC: You just discovered writing!
Pacal: Sure...okay.
NC: I'm your tech advisor. And for your current strategy, you need to research iron working.
Anonymous Makeshift advisor: We've just signed open boarders with all of our neighbors, with the exception of Hammurabi,
MoreEpicThanYou: ...the infidel.
AMA: Yes.
Pacal: If we really want a diplomation victory, a foreign advisor should be important.
NC: That's correct. And since we now have writing, we can put up wanted posters!
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...and if I don't...but I actually do agree.


Do it after Iron Working.
 
Once again, great update.
 
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