Rise of the Myas-or the Mantas

[MantaRevan]

Sorry guys, no update today. We'll have another tomorrow, and I'll be gone on business thursday and Friday, but you'll get an update Saturday.

 

[brandon.herren]

That's fine. As General Olaf has said before, "RL comes first"
Whether are not this is true is a matter of debate

 

[MantaRevan]

Christos: Sir, the slaves in Manta Beach have grown weary to tending to fish and rebelled against their keepers. The city is in chaos. I recommend we slaughter them!
Pacal: Hmm...I like this guy.
NC: I thought all advisors were equal!
Pacal: Yes, but some advisors are more equal than others.
MoreEpicThanYou: Sir, we have recruited some new work from the posters you put up.
Pacal: And you are?
Man 1: Dumanios. Minister of the Interior.
Pacal: And who are you?
Man: 2: It's topsecret, to you.
Pacal: TELL ME YOUR NAME!
Man 2: I told you! It's topsecret!
Pacal: ...that's it. I've had enough. MOREEPICTHANYOU!
The king's religious advisor starts hissing, the telltale warning of an explosion.
Man 2: No! I AM Topsecret!
Pacal: Oh. And you are?
The hissing dies down
Topsecret: Civics advisor.
Pacal: Perfect! You two can deal with this situation!

MoreEpicThanYou: Sir, Justintinun has converted to Hinduism. This makes more a good early relationship.
Pacal: good. Do we have any iron?
Dumanios: No. But a barbarian city to the east does.
Christos: Let's send over some Holkan.
Christos: Sir, we accidentally destroyed the city.
Pacal: Crap. I guess we'll have to found our own.
MoreEpicThanYou: Both Pericles and Bismark have converted to Hinduism. We don't have to smite them.
MaxWar: That leaves only Hammurabi.
Christos: Well we need to hook up our iron first.

 

[brandon.herren]

The king's religious advisor starts hissing, the telltale warning of an explosion.

Nice

 

[Optical]

The Topsecret bit was gold

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

with the two above posts

 

[Dumanios]

"Sir, we accidentally destroyed the city."

 

[topsecret]

The Topsecret bit was gold

Happens all the time...

"You got an account on CFC?"
"Yes. It's Random-name-here. What's yours?"
"Topsecret."
"Fine. Be that way."
"No, it IS Topsecret."
"Don't rub it in!"
"MY NAME IS T-O-P-S-E-C-R-E-T! NOT A SECRET, BUT TOPSECRET."

And all they say then is "Oh."

 

[MantaRevan]

I really shouldn't ever promise an update. Well, we all have to learn sometimes.

 

[Lelouch]

Shoot all the advisor slots are full. can i be a unit instead?

 

[Dumanios]

YOU'VE BEEN HOLIDAYIZED!

 

[MantaRevan]

Shoot all the advisor slots are full. can i be a unit instead?

Yes. Absolutely.

 

[Lelouch]

Yay! I can haz arrows!

 

[brandon.herren]

Update????

 

[MantaRevan]

Nooooo!!!! My father got pneumonia, so it's my duty to take care of him. I'll have one out as soon as he gets better, presumably later this week.

 

[topsecret]

Nooooo!!!! My father got pneumonia, so it's my duty to take care of him. I'll have one out as soon as he gets better, presumably later this week.

Woah! My brother got that once...

 

[Lelouch]

I got double pneumonia once. It sucked.

 

[MaxWar]

double?

 

[Lelouch]

both lungs

 

[christos200]

Nooooo!!!! My father got pneumonia, so it's my duty to take care of him. I'll have one out as soon as he gets better, presumably later this week.

I am realy sorry to hear that.