100 ways to confuse your roommate

[Gecko1]

http://www.azzit.de/humor/1.html

I plan on using these soon, very soon.

 

[Perfection]

PERFECTION STRIKES AGAIN!

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=58976

 

[Gecko1]

Shoulda known better.

 

[lutzj]

Live in the hallway for a month. Afterwards, bring all of your stuff back into the room and tell your roommate, "Okay, your turn."

Pure gold

 

[Deep Thought]

Another tip:
If you're female, everytime you go through a door with your male roomsmate, open it for him and say "Ladies first!"

 

[Swedishguy]

You could always do it the Swedishguy way and scream "Knubb made me do it!" and stab him to death. The moment of confusion is not very long, however.

 

[Mirc]

Another tip:
If you're female, everytime you go through a door with your male roomsmate, open it for him and say "Ladies first!"

That joke is so overdone (at least where I live) that it isn't funny any more since you turn 12 or so.

 

[Homie]

Those were all incredibly lame. This thread should be closed immediately.

 

[Swedishguy]

Those were all incredibly lame. This thread should be closed immediately.

*makes a YO MOMMA joke*

Happier now?

 

[lutzj]

Those were all incredibly lame. This thread should be closed immediately.

*makes a YO MOMMA joke*

Happier now?

Yo momma is incredibly lame. Yo momma should be closed immediately. (Before someone gets lost in there...)

 

[warpus]

The best way I have ever confused a roommate was by waking up beside her one morning.

I tried to pretend that I was confused too, but it didn't work

 

[Love]

I love everything on that page

 

[Hadrean]

Throw darts at a bare wall. All of a sudden, act excited, telling your roommate that you hit the bull's eye.

 

[sirdanilot]

I'm sorry, but the link in the OP isn't funny.

Try again.

 

[Swedishguy]

I'm sorry, but the link in the OP isn't funny.

Try again.

 

[Love]

Swedishguy, stop posting azzamans pic. Azzaman, quick trademark it and sue swedishguy!