1000 clues that you are already too obsessed with Civ IV!
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knupp715
King
I don't see you posting anything Shigga.Shigga said:
P.S. Did you steal my sig???!!!
Mikeytikey
Chieftain
939. You download evey available peice of CIV 4 media to a CD.
940. You attempt to sell the CD on Ebay.
941. You buy the CD you attempted to sell on Ebay.
942. The thought that Little Britain's Vicky Pollard could be an AI leader in a Civ 4 future mod and you would have to conduct diplomacy with her keeps you awake at night "Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah."
940. You attempt to sell the CD on Ebay.
941. You buy the CD you attempted to sell on Ebay.
942. The thought that Little Britain's Vicky Pollard could be an AI leader in a Civ 4 future mod and you would have to conduct diplomacy with her keeps you awake at night "Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah."
GeneralMikeIII
That Naive College Kid
943. You feel guilty because you haven't checked this thread in the last couple days.
WoundedKnight
Warlord
- Joined
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944. You are already speculating about what civs will be included in the expansion. 
945. You have already made a list of bugfix demands to send to Firaxis even though the game hasn't yet hit the shelves
946. You have already sent a list of requests for the expansion to Sid Meier personally.
947. You have calculated how many turns it will take for the borders of your yard to expand after you install a home theater (or rock n' roll studio, etc).
948. You know how many turns it will take for your neighbors' homes (or apartments) to culture-flip to you
949. You try to shake down your Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/Hindu neighbors for tribute since you control their holy city
950. You list the unit promotions that you think Napoleon *should have gotten* on your history essay about the Napoleonic Wars.
951. You try to enlighten your economics class about the role of spices, ivory, and luxury goods on national culture and citizen happiness.
952. You are already planning to extract excruciating vengeance from anyone who beats you to a wonder by five turns or less.
953. You don't feel a need to study for finals because you are planning to be on a space ship to Alpha Centauri before then.
954. You threaten to cut off your right of passage agreement with Mom when she asks you to clean your room.
955. You send a letter to the mayor suggesting that a granary and barracks are essential to local development
945. You have already made a list of bugfix demands to send to Firaxis even though the game hasn't yet hit the shelves
946. You have already sent a list of requests for the expansion to Sid Meier personally.
947. You have calculated how many turns it will take for the borders of your yard to expand after you install a home theater (or rock n' roll studio, etc).
948. You know how many turns it will take for your neighbors' homes (or apartments) to culture-flip to you
949. You try to shake down your Christian/Muslim/Buddhist/Hindu neighbors for tribute since you control their holy city
950. You list the unit promotions that you think Napoleon *should have gotten* on your history essay about the Napoleonic Wars.
951. You try to enlighten your economics class about the role of spices, ivory, and luxury goods on national culture and citizen happiness.
952. You are already planning to extract excruciating vengeance from anyone who beats you to a wonder by five turns or less.
953. You don't feel a need to study for finals because you are planning to be on a space ship to Alpha Centauri before then.
954. You threaten to cut off your right of passage agreement with Mom when she asks you to clean your room.
955. You send a letter to the mayor suggesting that a granary and barracks are essential to local development
karlhegna
Warlord
956: You think intensivly of what the 1000 clue will be and what you will post for it.
957: You purposly post the rest of the 1000 clues so you can for sure be the 1000.
957: You purposly post the rest of the 1000 clues so you can for sure be the 1000.
admiral-bell
Chronic Lurker
- Joined
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958:you hope the mods will never close this thread
959: you realized this is the first time you have posted in this thread
960:you feel guilty
959: you realized this is the first time you have posted in this thread
960:you feel guilty
NuclearElephant
Elephas Maximus
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961: You are trying to do calculus which is due tomorrow but can't because your hand keeps straying from your paper over to the refresh button on your laptop
962: No one in the dorm plays Civ, and if you tell one more of them about it you will probably be strangled in your sleep
963: but you can't sleep because you keep thinking about strategies for your first game of Civ4
964: You just joined the website today and are dissapointed that no one has responded to anything you've said with an angry counter post
962: No one in the dorm plays Civ, and if you tell one more of them about it you will probably be strangled in your sleep
963: but you can't sleep because you keep thinking about strategies for your first game of Civ4
964: You just joined the website today and are dissapointed that no one has responded to anything you've said with an angry counter post
GeneralMikeIII
That Naive College Kid
I hate you NuclearElephant
965: You insult other members of this site because you were told to and you feel a bond exists between you and all other Civfanatics.
965: You insult other members of this site because you were told to and you feel a bond exists between you and all other Civfanatics.
keyboard kowboy
Chieftain
966: You know your too addicted when your are sitting here at 06:20 thinking of Bill and Teds Excellent Adventures and CIV 4, and how they could be merged together. EG maybe bill and ted could become game mods
NuclearElephant
Elephas Maximus
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GeneralMikeIII said:
Yay! My first witty come-uppance! Touchee my friend!knupp715 said:I don't see you posting anything Shigga.
P.S. Did you steal my sig???!!!
Look on some of the previous pages if you don't mind
P.S. Yes I stole your sig just to tick you off
969 - You're high on the sedatives you're taking in to keep your fear of a delayed release of civ4 at bay
Undertaker798
I studied on killin' you!
971. Your pre-ordered copy of Civ 4 doesn't arrive, so you commit suicide whilst clutching a copy of Civ 3.
knupp715 said:
972. Moderator Action: Then you're warned for spamming just to bump the thread back to the top.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
LAnkou
Breizh A Tao
I think this one is my favorite
Polietileno
Sleep Is For The Weak
973: You tried to argue, that isn´t spamming, but is rather mere survival.
bio_hazard
Prince
974: When you had problems with your credit card, the first thing you checked on was whether your Civ4 pre-order was still ok.
