1000 clues your civ3 management skills need help

[RickFGS]

113. You install a mod that makes all the AIs diplo hot babes in bikinis and when she demands things from you, you instantly give her all your tech, gold, cities and workers hoping she reveals a bit more....

 

[choxorn]

I think that clue is pretty

 

[Tallmidget]

114.You are going to ask <random civ leader> what he'd like to offer for 15 gpt,200 g, and fission, and u accidently click the "take this as a gift" button.
(Guilty)

 

[plarq]

115. You sell something for gpt, lux and ROP, then you declare war immediately.
116. You disbanded your capital accidently.
117. You signed an ROP in industrial age, and left your core cities undefended
118. Almost all your buildings of your capital are destroyed in a riot that lasts 20 turns.

 

[RickFGS]

I think that clue is pretty

Prob, but who doesnt like to offer gifts to a hot bikini AI

 

[choxorn]

118. Almost all your buildings of your capital are destroyed in a riot that lasts 20 turns.

I don't think anyone is that bad.

119. You are that bad.

 

[plarq]

120. You get the insult "Go back to Chieftain" when you are on chieftain level.
121. You broke all deals, betrayed every nation and torch other civs to pieces, then you hold an UN election.

 

[Bartleby]

122. You send a settler/spear pair long to claim a resource and when they arrive it turns out to be two spears, and there's a settler fortified in your capitol.

 

[Heretic_Cata]

122. You send a settler/spear pair long to claim a resource and when they arrive it turns out to be two spears, and there's a settler fortified in your capitol.

Don't remind me.
But they were 2 spears in a galley going far away, the settler was far away at home.

 

[choxorn]

120. You get the insult "Go back to Chieftain" when you are on chieftain level.

That doesn't mean you're bad- the AI randomly say things when you lose. the Chieftain one is one of them, and Firaxis forgot to disallow the AI from doing that when you lose on Chieftain.

123: You read War Academy articles every day.

 

[adog]

That doesn't mean you're bad- the AI randomly say things when you lose. the Chieftain one is one of them, and Firaxis forgot to disallow the AI from doing that when you lose on Chieftain.

123: You read War Academy articles every day.

Losing on chieftan doesn't mean you're bad! I have to disagree with that one.

 

[Xanikk999]

124: You disband your starting settler.

(Is that even possible!??)

 

[choxorn]

Losing on chieftan doesn't mean you're bad! I have to disagree with that one.

That was my point. And yes, Xanikk, it is possible to disband your starting settler.

 

[Xanikk999]

125: You only have one or two cities by the time you enter the middle ages (Which would be late with one or two cities).

 

[azzaman333]

126: The AI outexpands you on Cheiftian.

 

[Abaddon]

99. you tink it will only take one nuke...

 

[choxorn]

126: The AI outexpands you on Cheiftian.

Don't remind me.
Abbadon, wrong number.

128. You play 30 games on Chieftain and win zero of them.

 

[Desertsnow]

Re: 122, 124, 126: Been there, done that

129: You lose by conquest in the ancient era.

 

[choxorn]

I don't know about the ancient era, but I am known to not survive the MA.

 

[azzaman333]

129: You lose by conquest in the ancient era.

130: You lose by conquest before you've built you second city, in a non-OCC game.
Been there, done that. Twice.