1000 things not to do on a date

[ybbor]

1 put a whoppie cushionunder your date's chair
2 order for your date
3 eat the food you ordered for your date
4 pretend to pull out your dates chair for her, but when she goes to sit down, pull it out from under her

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[The Omega]

5.When on your date, screech like an ape, run around in circles, and throw food at your date.( )

 

[LLXerxes]

6-Have many dates groucho
7-Stare at your dates, erm... groucho
8-Hit on others of the opposite sex wile on your date
9-Hit on others of the same sex while on your date
10-Be late for your date

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

11 Bring a friend
12 Speak in a foreign language the entire date
13 Forget your pants
14 Talk about Star Trek
15 Don't use a fork or knife
16 Pick a random word: Cry everytime someone says that word
17 Arrive for your date driving a shopping cart

 

[ybbor]

18. on 1 date ask what sports team your date likes, on the next, show her a tattoo of that team's logo with the words "i hate the" above it
19 when your date asks you a question stare take her hand, look her straight in the eye and say i lo...i lo... put your head down, grab her head and scream noogie!!! at the top of your lungs whilenoggieing her

 

[ybbor]

20. show her CFC
21. tell her how much time you spend CFC
22. try to teach her to play civ in 20 minutes. on sid. with max agression turned on

 

[Tsunami23]

23. Whip out a comic book and start reading it while she expresses her feelings about you.

 

[lord_yoshi]

24 Order chocolate milk in a fancy restaurant.

 

[Dr. Yoshi]

25. Eat your food without using your hands.

 

[CivCube]

26. Sprinkle it with salt.
27. Eating it with olives.

Do not do these with your dates.

 

[Gnarfflinger]

28. Flash random people.
29. Suggest streaking through the mall.
30. Yell at the voices in your head.
31. Moon anyone.
32. that trick where you try to pull the table cloth off the table without disturbing the stuff on the table...

 

[Warman17]

33. pull out a bloody arm and say "it was a rough day at work today"
34. hit your date with a chair
35. when you get your soup, slurp it slowly until all of it is gone.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

36 After the date, tell her you want to show her the place where you bury high school children
37 Show up on your first date in a wedding dress
38 Start every sentence with the word Stapler
39 Fall asleep during dinner
40 Fall asleep and land face first in your meal
41 Fall asleep and land face first in their meal
42 Fall asleep and land face first in a person sitting at another table's meal

 

[Uncle Sam]

38 Start every sentence with the word Stapler

Where do you guys come up with this stuff?

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

43 Take your date to the movie theater and stand in line for the next Star Wars movie
44 Your date is [insert random nationality]: spend entire date complaining about that nationality
45 Pick up your spoon and just stare at it
46 Whenever your date says something, reply by saying how shiny the spoon is
47 Talk like Micheal Jackson

Where do you guys come up with this stuff?

I have absolutely no idea.

 

[jguy100]

48. Pretend you're married, but would like to keep seeing her.

 

[The Omega]

49. Show her this thread.
50. Take your date to McDonalds.

 

[Rik Meleet]

51. Demand her Territory Map

 

[The Omega]

51. Demand her Territory Map

Okay........I'm gonna start avoiding you now...........
52. Do this: groucho to eveyone within a 5 mile radius.
53. When on your date, ignore you date and talk to the person at another table. Whenever your date trys to say something, hit her with the sign.
54. Take your date to a nuclear weapons storage-place-thing, and in great detail explain to your date what would happen if one of the weapons went of while you were there.
55. Tell your date about your great love for the smilies on civfanatics.

 

[The Omega]

30. Yell at the voices in your head.

What, that's not normal?