I'll get us started:
1) Find a random picture in the psychologist's office and compliment the exquisite beauty of this depiction of Oregon's Mount Hood. The response may be something like "That's a photo of my wife and kids" to which you must dolefully reply, "I know you believe that, they always do, it's what makes it so awful."
2) Say that you only kill Muslims because the sun is in your eyes.
3) Refuse to submit to typical personality tests, like the Myer-Briggs. Instead, refer the good doctor to the following:
4) Lament that everything bad in your life has only happened because your little sister was abducted by aliens.
5) Insist that your Sanity has only taken a hit because of the presence of the Great Old Ones, and there wasn't anything you could do about it.
6) Mumble to yourself about revenge on a man named Arcturus for abandoning someone called Sarah.
7) Be up to date on all of the latest discoveries about secret Masonic messages on United States currency.
8) Refuse to imbibe liquid from non-toroidal containers.
9) Resign the governorship of Alaska.
10) Do everything on this list in front of a real psychologist who won't get any of it and try to lock you up.
Edit: How could I forget!
11) All glory to the hypnotoad!
1) Find a random picture in the psychologist's office and compliment the exquisite beauty of this depiction of Oregon's Mount Hood. The response may be something like "That's a photo of my wife and kids" to which you must dolefully reply, "I know you believe that, they always do, it's what makes it so awful."
2) Say that you only kill Muslims because the sun is in your eyes.
3) Refuse to submit to typical personality tests, like the Myer-Briggs. Instead, refer the good doctor to the following:
Spoiler :
4) Lament that everything bad in your life has only happened because your little sister was abducted by aliens.
5) Insist that your Sanity has only taken a hit because of the presence of the Great Old Ones, and there wasn't anything you could do about it.
6) Mumble to yourself about revenge on a man named Arcturus for abandoning someone called Sarah.
7) Be up to date on all of the latest discoveries about secret Masonic messages on United States currency.
8) Refuse to imbibe liquid from non-toroidal containers.
9) Resign the governorship of Alaska.
10) Do everything on this list in front of a real psychologist who won't get any of it and try to lock you up.
Edit: How could I forget!
11) All glory to the hypnotoad!
