101 Reasons Video Games are Realistic

no matter how bad your car is, even if its on fire it will be fixed in about 3 seconds by a repair shop.

if you move backwards forwards backwards about 8 times you can never die except when you fall in a puddle of water :p
 
95: When you run, you always run at that same speed, even when you've got 1HP left. You never get tired. You could sprint for hours (except in some games of course)

96: Tripping on rocks? Bah, like that'll ever happen!
 
97. A lot of times, normal people pass through solid objects as if it wasn't there.

98. You can run around like a nutwit in a busy street and no-one will think that's strange.
 
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102: Tanks driving into a tree can just knock it down without slowing down at all or rolling over the log or crushing it

103: Trees always fall down without a branch breaking off or the leaves going everywhere and piling up on the ground, always solid on landing

104: Heck, even a light pickup truck can run over a tree without suffering a point of damage

105: The GLA technical (a pickup with a machine gun on the back) is bigger than a normal car and taller

106: Soldiers are huge

107: A 6-lane bridge is as wide as a 4 lane road and does not break out into that road well.

108: Cars take up two lanes on the above, but only one on the 4 lane road...
 
110. You can make a living on kicking barrels.
 
111: When a soldier goes into a building, they can place barbed wire and paint areas over in the team colour. Then they can run from one end of the building to the other in seconds to fight the bad guys there

112: Simply place a toxin burst, a flashbang, a grenade, some buzzing blades, liquid tiberium burst or a flame burst at one end of the building and somehow EVERYONE in it dies, even if the building is HUGE.

113: Huge buildings can only hold 10 soldiers

114: There's always enough old WWII tanks lying around to make a huge army

115: In fact, there's always enough material to make a whole division of tanks even if it would take weeks for such supplies to be made and sent over to the battlefield

116: Tanks can be built quickly on the field, even though it would take weeks for a tank to be built, crewed and shipped over

117: Just build a simple factory out in the middle of a battlefield and you can create vehicles quickly, even though it might be in the middle of a warzone and supplies cannot reach it due to it being surrounded
 
118. Buildings can be built by hammering down a pile of supplies in one corner.

119. Buildings can be built faster if more people hammered it down.

120. Everyone has a twin.
 
121: A bulldozer can build a structure

122: Soldiers never get tired

123: Tanks never run out of fuel

124: Helicopters can stay in the air indefinitely, so that Helix which looks like it burns a lot of petrol at that size and with the rotors never runs out and wastes a lot hovering there (if it's nuclear powered, oh well)

125: A single missile can level a whole city block, yet if you fire it at the ground, it creates a tiny crater

126: In fact, why does a tank shell or a missile destroy multiple buildings. Shouldn't it just damage them?

127: Nuclear weapons don't completely destroy a base and units can survive the blast, even if they were in the middle of it

128: A rocket buggy can run someone over and not suffer a point of damage or slow down from doing so and also knock over trees, even though it's overbalanced at the rear with missiles and has 4 big tyres and a weak chassis and goes down with one or two tank shells quickly
 
129. Each and every nations' congresses blocked all external military funding.
Now each company must drill for their own fuel, mine their own building materials, conduct their own weapons research, and find stockpiles of goods they can sell for monies.
 
131: In a huge-scale conflict, you have to build your own army as your nation will not send you any extra forces (And in RON, armies are pathetic boosts).

132: Base defences are key, even though the Battle of Stalingrad was the last modern siege during a war

133: Aircraft can be shot down by a gatling gun, even though they'd probably be high in the sky and dropping their payloads from such height

134: To destroy toxin plants, you have to remove all anti air, even if they're so far away, your planes are most likely not to be hit

135: In fact, why do you have to bring down the mountain on the secret lab? Wouldn't a cruise missile strike or a carpet bombing do the trick, or has Russia gone soft in stopping the GLA?

136: Transports always carry a set number of units. It could be 5 soldiers, 5 jeeps, 5 tanks or 5 mammoth tanks.

137: An Overlord Tank is twice as big as a Battlemaster, but it takes up 3 spaces in a transport, yet a dozer which isn't as big as the Overlord takes up 6 spaces!
 
138. To win firefights, you must capture a flag.
139. You revive during firefights, even if you were hit by a tank shell.
140. Enemies can run you over, but you cannot run enemies over (CoD3)
141. The real world never expands, unless the mystical 'updates' or 'patches' are created via the wonderous portal of spam/ads, the 'Internet'
142. You get $60 from helping a sane person escape from an asylum.
143. There are only 4 prefects in a school, yet they have clones walking around.
144. A teacher was sacked, but still walks on school grounds.
 
145. You get money for doing insane stunts with no-one in particular watching.

146. Small dogs are usually non-hostile, no matter how much of a stranger you are.

147. Giant swords are easy to swing about with one arm.

148. Corpses aren't forever.

149. Ore grows from the ground, suspiciously like plants.

150. Earth has enough resources to build starship fleets that can travel the galaxies.

151. Priests are adept at magical healing and other forms of vile sorcery.
 
152: Green dinasours are allergic to red suits.
153: Men with axes can build most buildings by instinct.
154: Bears can kill people with swords.
155: Castle walls appear out of nowhere-no need to wait!
 
157. You can get random strangers to reveal their innermost thoughts by running up to them and poking them (at least I assume that's what happens when you press the A button)

158. Their innermost thoughts will get repetitive after awhile
 
160: A missile which can lock on to a tank (even if it's an anti-tank rocket, not an anti-air missile) somehow cannot hit a soldier walking on the battlefield, yet bullets always hit their mark

161: In fact, why are the soldiers walking from one place to another? In a war zone, I'd be running! Chop chop, up to it soldiers! They seem to be too slow to be running

162: Soldiers do not seek cover behind things, they just stand there firing

163: MOAB + Army = Weeeeee!!!!

164: GIs and Guardian GIs can create concrete barriers and sandbags out of nothing
 
157. You can get random strangers to reveal their innermost thoughts by running up to them and poking them (at least I assume that's what happens when you press the A button)
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Obviously your on Facebook. :lol:

165: You can walk three times faster if you walk on a road.

167: In the future, the nations of the world will unite to start attacking aliens.

168: If the United States loses a battle, the universe ends and then everyone travels back in time and lives out a parrellel universe where the US won.
 
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