101 Red Neck Jokes

[InuYasha]

How many red neck jokes can we come up with




1. You Might Be a Red Neck if, You mow your lawn and find a car

2. You Might Be a Red Neck if, You've ever had to hawl a panit can to the top of a water tower to defend ur sisters honor

3. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you see a sign that says say no to crack and it remindes you to pull ur jeans up

4. You Might Be a Red Neck if, If ever day someone comes to your door thinking your haveing a yard sale

5. You Might Be a Red Neck if, You go to ypur family reunion looking for wemon

 

[Xi 12]

6. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you say ain't
7. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you have 7 cars and none of them work
8. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you're name is Jim Bob, Joe Bob, or Bubba
9. You Might Be a Red Neck if, your motto is "The south will rise again!"
10. You Might Be a Red Neck if, you repeated "Damn immigrants, stealing our jobs."
11. You Might Be a Red Neck if, every other word you say is profanity.

 

[MattII]

(Taken from Full Metal Challenge) The most common last words of a Red Neck "Hey y'all, watch this".

 

[Zoke0]

12. You Might be red neck if you buy a Nalgene, because it fits more chew.
13. You might be a red neck if your trailer haas more milage than your truck.
Can't write any more, I'm around red necks right now!!!

 

[Kefka]

14. Ya'all might be a redneck if someone yells ho-down and your girlfreind hits the ground.

15. Ya'all might be a redneck if you own any of the jeff foxworthy Tapes or CDs.

16. Ya'all might be a redneck if you piss off the boston strangeler.

 

[warmwaffles]

You know some of these are against me see'in I'm from the south

17. If you think The King and I is Elvis and some other lady in a play

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Originally posted by Drivebymaster
You know some of these are against me see'in I'm from the south

17. If you think The King and I is Elvis and some other lady in a play

18 - You might be a redneck if, you have more old cars than teeth