101 ways to say "I love you"

[Ramius75]

Chinese:
Mee Lou You

Mathematic:
1 + 1 = 3

Physics:
Im positive and you're negative and they say opposite attracts.

Newton's law:
For every reaction, there is an opposite reaction. So i cant help loving you even if you hate me.

Astrophysics:
Your a blackhole that not even light can escape your gravity.

Starwars:
A disturbance in the force, i never feel like this ever since im close to you.

Star trek:
My resistance is futile.

Geography:
Is that the earthquake or my heartbeats ??

WWII History:
You know why France surrender so quickly ?? Cause the Germans look like you.

Finance:
If the feeling for you are compounded, i can never get out of debt.

Banking:
I like to open an account with you to deposit my heart.

Bank robber:
May i have the keys to your vault please.

Police and thief:
You have cuffed me with your smile.

Police:
You're the hole in my donut.

Clubbing:
If you're the Margarita. I drink you by the bucket.

Short Circuit:
Number 2 is alive !!!

Austin power:
Do i make you horny baby ??

Jerry Macguire:
You had me at 'hi'.

Poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
With you by my side,
All my dreams come true.

Suicidal:
I dont care if you're fat, I eat you till I'll died of heart attack.

Economy:
My feeling to you are endless, but that doesnt mean they are cheap.

Medical:
The sight of you works better than the little blue pills.

To be continue.

 

[Ramius75]

Suicidal:
You jump, I jump.

Lost and found:
Do you happen to see a heart around here?? I seems to lose it after seeing you.

Meteorology:
Izzit getting hot in here ?? Or izzit because of you ?

Time:
I dunno about you but my watch stopped at the moment you appeared.

Time travel:
If i can turn back the clock, I wish we know each other before we were borned.

Software:
My system is running an illegal operation and its call "love"

Philosophy:
Ever since i found you, i found the meaning of life.

Anthropology:
It seems like i've found the missing link, and its you.

Chemistry:
You're just like dihydrogen oxide i just can't live without it.

Electrical:
You just bypassed the resistor and shorted my circuit.

Navigation:
Like the Polaris in sky, you guide me back home when im lost.

Astronomy:
What is the brightest object we can see at night ? You.

 

[Ramius75]

Penitent:
I'm sorry.

Culinary:
Im pestle, You're mortar.

Superstitious:
If you're bad luck and breaking a mirror give me 7 years, i'll break a thousand mirrors just to keep you by my side.

Lord of the ring - Return of the king:
I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you.

Food:
If you're a pizza, i want to be the anchovies on top.

Sick:
Your fart smells like perfume.

Fatherly:
If you have a kid, i want to be the father.

Sporty:
You can run but you cannot hide from me.

Caveman:
/whack
/pull into cave

Ghostbuster:
I want to be your keymaster ~~~

Commando:
There are no mountain so high i wont climb, no valley so deep that i wont dive, no obstacle so tough that i wont fight for you.

Geeky:
Im addicted to your Junk mails.

Who wants to be a millionaire ?:
I like to call a friend. And tell her that I love her.

 

[Princeps]

Uh, okay, only one I liked was the ''my resistance is futile''...

 

[The Person]

Did you need three posts for that? One would've been enough.

 

[Dann]

Caveman:
/whack
/pull into cave

I like this one.

Oh if only things were still so simple today...

 

[The Person]

I know why they aren't. We no longer live in caves.

 

[Cuivienen]

Mathematics:

I'll be sine squared, you be cosine squared and together we'll be one.

 

[Hitro]

Mathematics:

I'll be sine squared, you be cosine squared and together we'll be one.

Did stormbind tell that one to you?

 

[nonconformist]

Ich liebe dich, Hermann!

 

[Hitro]

Ich liebe dich, Hermann!

Ich liebe Dich auch, mein kleiner süßer Rebell!

 

[nonconformist]

Danke schon, mein kleiner nationasozialist!

 

[Hitro]

Danke schon, mein kleiner nationasozialist!

It's "national" and it is a noun and hence written with a capital "N".

To keep this on topic I'd like to ask you to battle my bulge.

 

[Cuivienen]

Did stormbind tell that one to you?

No, my school is just nerdier than should be possible/legal. "What's new?" "C over lambda."

 

[Hitro]

No, my school is just nerdier than should be possible/legal. "What's new?" "C over lambda."

I don't get it.

 

[Mise]

I don't get it.

new = nu = frequency = speed / wavelength = c / lambda.

WWII History:
You know why France surrender so quickly ?? Cause the Germans look like you.

This one could be taken the wrong way....

 

[Quentin]

I thought the WWII one was sweet. I don't understand the Chinese one, and I'm Chinese

This looks like something I'd find in my brother's inbox.

 

[Ramius75]

I thought the WWII one was sweet. I don't understand the Chinese one, and I'm Chinese

This looks like something I'd find in my brother's inbox.

hahaha, its Mee Lou You. read it aloud. hehehe.

@cui - thanks for the contributions.

Some more corny lines here.

Patience:
Wherever you go, whatever you do. i will be right here waiting for you.

Impatience:
Lets do it !!!

Botanical:
When i died and decompose, i want to be the fertilizer in your garden.

FastFood:
I'll dressed like a clown because i want to be the one that put the "happy" in your "meal".

Medicine:
Do you have a respirator with you ? Cause you just took my breath away.

 

[Tomoyo]

Mee Lou You can also be read "May Low Yo", which is Mandarin with a bad Cantonese accent for "I haven't let the oil yet" ("let" as in "to let blood"), which can have some sexual implications.

EDIT: Wait... Make that Mandarin with a Cantonese accent and a touch of Chaozhou.

 

[raen]

Portuguese:

Eu Amo-te