6 chickens dead for the sake of love

[jackelgull]

http://whnt.com/2015/06/25/deputies-elkmont-teen-kills-1-chicken-every-15-minutes-until-mommy-makes-nice-with-girlfriend/
Yes, another one of my "this really happened" news threads.
What are your opinions?

 

[Bootstoots]

This is a bizarre reason to kill chickens, but to put it in context, we as a species kill about 50 billion every year. I hope the family likes chicken!

 

[Narz]

Ridiculous he should be in jail but the factory farm industry slaughters billions a year.

 

[warpus]

Deputies claim Smith gave his mother a deadline of noon before he started to kill the chickens. They also say he threatened to burn his mother’s house down, kill any deputies that arrived on the scene, and kill himself.

Guy seems quite a bit unstable. He's an adult too, so I say lock him up and get him some help.

 

[Kyriakos]

TBH i feared echoes of an old southpark episode.

Still, RIP chickens..

 

[Narz]

Guy seems quite a bit unstable. He's an adult too, so I say lock him up and get him some help.

He's probably too chicken to do most of those things but better safe than sorry, if I'm wrong there'd be egg on my face.

 

[CavLancer]

Ridiculous he should be in jail but the factory farm industry slaughters billions a year.

Yeesh! The factory farm industry must have HUGE relationship problems!

 

[Bootstoots]

He's probably too chicken to do most of those things but better safe than sorry, if I'm wrong there'd be egg on my face.

Stop with the fowl puns.

 

[CavLancer]

The buck buck stops here!

 

[jackelgull]

I suppose you could say this guy hen pecked his mother

 

[CavLancer]

I blame the fickle gf.

 

[jackelgull]

Yeah she was one cheep chick.

 

[CavLancer]

Ha. :getmeoutahere:

"Listen, I think we should break up, you know, do our own thing for a while." - gf

"I did my own thing since puberty, please don't do this, or I'll kill loads of chickens.
" - Insane bf

"running" - gf

Ah love...

 

[Narz]

Lets not be so quick to judge this guy, who among us hasn't choked the chicken after a bad breakup?

 

[gay_Aleks]

Don't be a chicken.

 

[bhavv]

Lets not be so quick to judge this guy, who among us hasn't choked the chicken after a bad breakup?

If you have done this, then I request photo evidence.

 

[Perfection]

Do you really want to see Narz's pullet pictures?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Rooster: "The hens left me! Get them back or I'll kill your son!"

 

[Kyriakos]

Link to video.

 

[Hygro]

Yeah she was one cheep chick.

Still, his response came home to roost.