69 Fun Things To Do In a Wal-Mart
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Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
i gotta try that sometime
cgannon64, damn u, u basicaly copied my annoy people thread and didn't even give me credit.
ah what the hell it's good
SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
106: Huddle up in a ball in the middle of the aisle and start rocking back and forth
107: Go into the bathroom and start arguing with your reflection in the mirror
108: Do that thing from "The Simpsons" where Homer spins around and the floor and makes weird sounds
107: Go into the bathroom and start arguing with your reflection in the mirror
108: Do that thing from "The Simpsons" where Homer spins around and the floor and makes weird sounds
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
Originally posted by Japanrocks12
cgannon64, damn u, u basicaly copied my annoy people thread and didn't even give me credit.
ah what the hell it's good
I posted in that thread, I beleive. Anyway, I wasn't going to resurrect it. There are lists like this everywhere.
Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
109. Bring some tape with you and switch all the labels on the canned dog food and chili. (I have actually done that before )
no one will ever notice the diff. anyway
)no one will ever notice the diff. anyway
Japher
Voted for Bush
110. Go to the electonics department and bully the kids who are trying to play the video game demos...
111. Refear to the consoles as con-"souls"...
112. Grab some car batteries (C, D, and a car battery), ask random ppl what kind of battery their vibrator takes... Inform them that yours is the "hungry horse 5000" and you aren't exactly sure...
113. Take in an album of one of Wal-Marts banned artists and play it really loud in the audio department... protest
114. Buy a slurpy, spil it... watch as the mop boy cleans it up... Buy another slurpy, spil it... watch as the mop boy cleans it up... repeat...
115. Try to climb into the shopping cart... the part where your suppose to put a kid.
111. Refear to the consoles as con-"souls"...
112. Grab some car batteries (C, D, and a car battery), ask random ppl what kind of battery their vibrator takes... Inform them that yours is the "hungry horse 5000" and you aren't exactly sure...
113. Take in an album of one of Wal-Marts banned artists and play it really loud in the audio department... protest
114. Buy a slurpy, spil it... watch as the mop boy cleans it up... Buy another slurpy, spil it... watch as the mop boy cleans it up... repeat...
115. Try to climb into the shopping cart... the part where your suppose to put a kid.
Perfection
The Great Head.
116. Try to fit shopping cart in restroom stall.
Japanrocks12
tired of being a man
117. point hair dryers at old ladies saying "stand back, i'm armed!"
Eastern Knight
Dragons!
118. Spray water or liquids on the bathroom floor.
119. Buy lots of stuff, when the cashier finally calculated the price of the entire carload, you say "Never mind, I don't want these stuff anyway."
120. Bring a pin with you to the tires section, when nobody's looking, deflate the tires and RUN!
121. Bring one of those spider toys to the vegetable section, when noone's looking, place it in the tomatos, hide behind the stand and watch old people get freaked out by it.
122. Dress up as Hitler and say "I am back! I am back!!" while laughing evily.
123. Pretend to be sleeping on a matress.
124. Ride one of those electric carts crazily through the aisles yelling "Stand back people! I can't find the brake!"
125. When noone's watching, secretly change the price on the pricetags.
126. Place your wallet into someone's cart and yell "Thief! Thief!"
127. Place a toy rat in someone's cart and ask him/her "What's that?"
128. Follow someone and ask irritating questions such as "Where do you live? What's your name? Why did you buy xx, xx? Guess how old I am!"
129. Sit in a corner, place your hat before you, and sing.
130. Install one of your games on the computer on display, and play until the next day.
131. Or, format one of the computers on display.
119. Buy lots of stuff, when the cashier finally calculated the price of the entire carload, you say "Never mind, I don't want these stuff anyway."
120. Bring a pin with you to the tires section, when nobody's looking, deflate the tires and RUN!
121. Bring one of those spider toys to the vegetable section, when noone's looking, place it in the tomatos, hide behind the stand and watch old people get freaked out by it.
122. Dress up as Hitler and say "I am back! I am back!!" while laughing evily.
123. Pretend to be sleeping on a matress.
124. Ride one of those electric carts crazily through the aisles yelling "Stand back people! I can't find the brake!"
125. When noone's watching, secretly change the price on the pricetags.
126. Place your wallet into someone's cart and yell "Thief! Thief!"
127. Place a toy rat in someone's cart and ask him/her "What's that?"
128. Follow someone and ask irritating questions such as "Where do you live? What's your name? Why did you buy xx, xx? Guess how old I am!"
129. Sit in a corner, place your hat before you, and sing.
130. Install one of your games on the computer on display, and play until the next day.
131. Or, format one of the computers on display.
Eastern Knight
Dragons!
132. When someone wasn't looking, take his/her cart away.
133. Or, exchange his/her cart with someone else's, and watch them fight!
133. Or, exchange his/her cart with someone else's, and watch them fight!
RegentMan
Deity
These are pretty funny!
Kakashi
smile, because I hate you
just today I pulled a prank on a wallyworld employee (mwahahahahaha!!)
I was browsing in the electronics, and all the radios were on these stupid rap stations, so I went to every single radio and turned it to this heavy metal station that curses every second word they say, because there were a bunch of little kids were there, and I knew someonewould change it.
So, after i changed all of them (pumping them to full blast) a employee went right behind me and turned all of them to another rap station so I went right behind him and turned all of them that he turned, all the way down, and returning them to their origional station, im plain sight of the pissed employee.
I was browsing in the electronics, and all the radios were on these stupid rap stations, so I went to every single radio and turned it to this heavy metal station that curses every second word they say, because there were a bunch of little kids were there, and I knew someonewould change it.
So, after i changed all of them (pumping them to full blast) a employee went right behind me and turned all of them to another rap station so I went right behind him and turned all of them that he turned, all the way down, and returning them to their origional station, im plain sight of the pissed employee.
Eastern Knight
Dragons!
Spray glues on the floors.
Change the wallpapers on the computers in display to a pic of Donald Duck pointing his finger at you saying "**** YOU LOSER!"
Type hundreds of pages of random letters on the computers in display and print the entire document.
Spray water on the floor.
Remove the "Caution: Floor Wet" sign.
Set the store on fire.
Type out flyers depicting the manager's photo and write "Wanted Dead or Alive for $1,000,000" and send them out to people.
Dress as an FBI Agent and say this loud with a speaker: "DON'T PANIC, WE'RE JUST SEARCHING FOR THE BOMB."
Dress as Osama and sneak in. (Just becareful not to get caught or shot on the way to Walmart)
Go in holding a toy gun and shout: "DON'T MOVE, OR I'LL FIRE!"
Point a toy gun to a cashier and whisper: "Give me all your money..."
Nuke the place.
Change the wallpapers on the computers in display to a pic of Donald Duck pointing his finger at you saying "**** YOU LOSER!"
Type hundreds of pages of random letters on the computers in display and print the entire document.
Spray water on the floor.
Remove the "Caution: Floor Wet" sign.
Set the store on fire.
Type out flyers depicting the manager's photo and write "Wanted Dead or Alive for $1,000,000" and send them out to people.
Dress as an FBI Agent and say this loud with a speaker: "DON'T PANIC, WE'RE JUST SEARCHING FOR THE BOMB."
Dress as Osama and sneak in. (Just becareful not to get caught or shot on the way to Walmart)
Go in holding a toy gun and shout: "DON'T MOVE, OR I'LL FIRE!"
Point a toy gun to a cashier and whisper: "Give me all your money..."
Nuke the place.
Dark Archer
Chieftain
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Those were the best. I haven't laughed so hard in ages thanks man.
Aramazd
Deity
this is hilarious
CIVPhilzilla
Reagan Republican
these are hilarious.!
Comraddict
C.IV
how about wear this free with any purchase clothes ?
The Person
Deity +2
And executed for terrorism when somebody calls Secret Service? You don't joke with such things "Over there".
But still hilarious. (The whole thread.) Here are two "rofl" smiley rows:
And two more:
