A duck walks into a bar

[Mango Elephant]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says 'no, we don't have any grapes'.

The next week the duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender replies 'no, we don't stock grapes'.

The next week the duck walks into the very same bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender replies 'no, we do not have ANY grapes and if you come in here and ask that again I'm going to nail your beak to the table'.

The next week the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender if he has any nails. The bartender replies 'no, we don't have any nails', and the duck asks 'Do you have any grapes?'

 

[Cutlass]

good one.

 

[SpiritWolf]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501489

 

[Mango Elephant]

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501489

LOL I actually got it from another forum and I thought it was funny so I posted it here.

Is that looked down upon?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Link to video.

 

[Narz]

Link to video.

 

[Onionsoilder]

A baby seal walks into a club.

 

[globaooba]

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ouch.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

(re-hashed from a previous post of mine)

a bear walks into a bar and says "I`ll have a ...........................................................................................................................................beer please"

bartender says "sure , but why the big pause ? "

 

[Dusk]

A horse walks into a bar...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woJySMNWuf4

 

[El_Machinae]

What does a duck say when it walks into a bar.

Spoiler :

ouch

 

[Omni314]

so an englishman, irishman, scotsman,
preist, rabbai, buddist,
horse, chicken duck,
canadaian, american, mexican,
all walk into a bar
...
well i forget the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

so an englishman, irishman, scotsman,
preist, rabbai, buddist,
horse, chicken duck,
canadaian, american, mexican,
all walk into a bar
...
well i forget the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

my recollection of the punchline is...........

bartender says "what is this ? a joke ! "

 

[Dumanios]

Yo momma walks into a bar. That's a pretty big bar.

 

[Teperi Blaze]

A female cat walk into a bar. Can I have a beer?

No, we only serve dogs here!

 

[Teperi Blaze]

Yo momma walked into a bar.

Closed sign up shortly later: We're out of beer.