A little dilemma

[Ayatollah So]

Depends on what is meant by my family. I'd take the bullet for my wife and children, but wouldn't take it for my parents or other ancestors, strictly of course because that's the way they'd want it.

Dang sysy, you've got a triangle, a compass, and a T-square: why worry about a mere gunman when you've got Weapons of Math Instruction!?!

On a slightly more serious note, BJ's right, can't believe a word the gunman says.