BlueMonday
Can I Kick It?
One christmas a mother gets her son a toy train set. Later that day she's in the kitchen and overhears her son. She hears the train go around a few times and then hears it stop.
The little boy then says: "Attention, all you stupid sons-of-b****es who are getting off the train, don't let the God damn door hit you in your big fat a** as you leave. And all you stupid sons-of-b****es getting on the train, move your fat asses before we get this piece of **** moving."
The mother, appalled at her son, runs into the room and yells at him to get up to his room for two hours and when he is ready not to use such language he can come back down and play with the train set.
The boy does as he is told and returns two hours later. Once agian the mother is in the kitchen and hears the train stop.
Then she hears the boy say: "We thank all of you who are departing for choosing our train service and hope that if you decide to travel again that you will choose to ride with us. We have enjoyed your company and your business. For all of you who are getting on the train, we would like to welcome you aboard and hope that you will have a pleasant and enjoyable trip."
"And for all of you who are pissed because of the two hour wait, go yell at the b**** in the kitchen."
*This joke provided courtesy of Dr. Dale Lund, Professor of Gerontology at the University of Utah.
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[This message has been edited by BlueMonday (edited April 27, 2001).]
The little boy then says: "Attention, all you stupid sons-of-b****es who are getting off the train, don't let the God damn door hit you in your big fat a** as you leave. And all you stupid sons-of-b****es getting on the train, move your fat asses before we get this piece of **** moving."
The mother, appalled at her son, runs into the room and yells at him to get up to his room for two hours and when he is ready not to use such language he can come back down and play with the train set.
The boy does as he is told and returns two hours later. Once agian the mother is in the kitchen and hears the train stop.
Then she hears the boy say: "We thank all of you who are departing for choosing our train service and hope that if you decide to travel again that you will choose to ride with us. We have enjoyed your company and your business. For all of you who are getting on the train, we would like to welcome you aboard and hope that you will have a pleasant and enjoyable trip."
"And for all of you who are pissed because of the two hour wait, go yell at the b**** in the kitchen."
*This joke provided courtesy of Dr. Dale Lund, Professor of Gerontology at the University of Utah.
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<FONT COLOR="blue">"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."</FONT c>
[This message has been edited by BlueMonday (edited April 27, 2001).]
