A nazi spawn of Hitler shall be cut into pieces

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In an occupied polish city of Jaslo, Germans decided to plant an oak tree on Adolf Hitler's birthday, in 1942. The little tree was brough specially from Hitler's home town.

The sinister tree grew in Jaslo among the unsuspecting folk, spreading its gloomy nazi shadow over the bigger and bigger part of sacred polish land. Its leaves were falling down and poisoning polish soil. Its evil seeds were spreading around, new and new roots of new and new german oaks were biting into the ground. The tree waited peacefully, not uttering a word, planning revenge.

But its intentions were uncovered. Its story was published. The city wants to cut the oak down and throw it into fire. A new oak, dedicated to the victims of the Katyn massacre, is to be planted.

But the roots of the german oak are longer than the city council suspected, and the citizens are defending the evil tree from its right fate.

:lol:

I just thought that the story of this poor tree is so absurd I should present it to you.
 
Can the tree be reformed? Pruned even? :)
 
Absurd indeed. Let the tree be, it would make for great small talk with visitors.
 
Darn Eastern-Europeans and their tree-related shenanigans!
 
Is this the tree?

Spoiler :
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What about secret nazi or communist forests?
 
What's the point of this thread again? And why can't it be posted in the thread for weird news?
 
The nazi one was cut down. The communist one never existed; it was a spoof of the nazi one.

I knew that...I was hoping someone would notice the reference and post the ytmnds.
 
Poor threads make for poor posts.
 
The lack of sustainable discussion faulted it from its conception.
 
... is this the most pressing business the city has? I mean really, they should really get back to the windowed submarine project that other inland Polish cities are busy working on.
 
They're just jealous that it's Central European :p
 
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