Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
That sumb*tch wouldn't just take a tank, it'd down a nuke.ok then, you got me there![]()
That sumb*tch wouldn't just take a tank, it'd down a nuke.ok then, you got me there![]()
Exwing17 said:Imagine 500 spearmen climbing all over tanks and getting inside them, killing the crew and stealing the shiney things!
Imagine 500 spearmen screaming while a squadron of tanks run them over!
But the accelerated production halving everything might have inadvertently halved the amount of gas allocated per tank, thereby causing the tanks to run out of gas and stop in its tracks right in front of the terrified-now-gleeful spearmen.
And thus![]()
Or maybe the tank driver stops to take a leak, and the spearman stabs him in the back, then climbs in the tank and jams his spear in a gearbox.
Sashie_VII said:But the accelerated production halving everything might have inadvertently halved the amount of gas allocated per tank, thereby causing the tanks to run out of gas and stop in its tracks right in front of the terrified-now-gleeful spearmen.
Snarkhunter said:*Sigh* Actually, spearmen did take down tanks in 1935. Ethiopia vs Italy. The Italians were getting their collective lunches handed back to them by what was essentially a spearman army. Tanks and machine guns weren't enough; they had to employ air power & poison gas to beat down the spears.
Imagine 500 spearmen screaming while a squadron of tanks run them over!
But the accelerated production halving everything might have inadvertently halved the amount of gas allocated per tank, thereby causing the tanks to run out of gas and stop in its tracks right in front of the terrified-now-gleeful spearmen.
And thus![]()
If my tank drivers are getting out to take leaks in the heat of battle, there are going to be a lot of battlefield executions when I find out.
And if my tank commanders aren't planning their fuel and reinforcements appropriately to compensate, there's going to be a lot of court marshals when we get back home. "We ran outta gas" is not a valid excuse for having your tank division destroyed by men with pointy sticks.
Interesting bit of history, snarky. Kinda puts into summary the Italian's impact on the war. If their tanks are anything like their cars, though, they probably looked really cool and went pretty fast but broke down with little provocation and were impossible to find parts for.
That's not very impressive at all. They were fighting Italians. I'm pretty sure I could surround and defeat an Italian army by myself, armed with a slingshot.*Sigh* Actually, spearmen did take down tanks in 1935. Ethiopia vs Italy. The Italians were getting their collective lunches handed back to them by what was essentially a spearman army. Tanks and machine guns weren't enough; they had to employ air power & poison gas to beat down the spears.
Rare, but it happens.
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That's not very impressive at all. They were fighting Italians. I'm pretty sure I could surround and defeat an Italian army by myself, armed with a slingshot.