After 6 beers...
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Lt. 'Killer' M.
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There's this guy in a bar who always orders a beer, slugs it right down, looks into his breast pocket, orders a beer,.........
after No.10 the bartender asks: "Listen, dude, what that you got in that there pocket?"
"Well, it's a pic of the wife. When she starts looking pretty I can stop drinkin - it's time to head home......"
after No.10 the bartender asks: "Listen, dude, what that you got in that there pocket?"
"Well, it's a pic of the wife. When she starts looking pretty I can stop drinkin - it's time to head home......"
AnarchyRulz
Endless Bummer
I THINK THAT OLD LADY IS MY MOM!!!!
(ok, bad joke, but at least I tried.....)
(ok, bad joke, but at least I tried.....)
GenghisK
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Btw...
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross
16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross
The Overlord
Prince
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- Aug 13, 2002
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Immediately begin to think if I should drink only 5 beers from now on.
insurgent
Exhausted
:)civ2
Uber Commie
I know one thing that would actually make less people going on drinking benges in the usa.Make a law its allright to drink wine at any age like france 
.either that or theired be alot o drunken kids
.either that or theired be alot o drunken kids 
Perfection
The Great Head.
I disagree civ2. I think americans would still do it because the parents wouldn't want them too.
