Alexander the Great against the assyrians.Hypothetical scenario.

[Kublai-Khan]

Originally posted by allhailIndia
1.Alexander the Great as a boy
2.Alexander the Great fooling around with maid.;-)
3.Alexander the Great successfully rides Bucephalus.
4.ATG successfully *rides* 20 maidens in equally short time;-)
5.King Philip dies.
6.ATG comforted by friends with an orgy of drinking and sex.
7.ATG beats the Spartans and their elite gay troops.
8.ATG constructs a memorial to his ole' pals.
9.ATG marches out to take out Persia.
10.ATG takes a long hot tub with Generals to decide course of Action.
11.ATG defeats Darius and gives him parting kiss before death.
12.ATG marches into India and defeats Porus.Victory celebrations
13.ATG captures Porus' harem. Ecstatic victory celebrations.
14.Greek soldiers wanna go home as wives have'nt written for sooooo long.


I cant get any further, can anyone help

P.S. this is only a joke I am not a pervy hobbit fancier, oops that was Aragorn, errr... am not a pervy depraved lunatic

IIRC the thebans were the ones with elite homosexual soldiers.

 

[Ozz]

They will never protray Alexander as the Drunken Jerk he really
was.

 

[Kublai-Khan]

Alexander:Oh My gosh, my butt hurts, I shouldnt have gone to that drunk orgy, I cant remember anything.
I bet that Hephestion took advantage of me while I was drunk and he did this to me.
Now I am Angry!!
:aargh3:


Hephestionlease forgive me!! I will give you a massage in your prostate.


Alexander:Mmmm...Sounds good.You are forgiven!

 

[Stefan Haertel]

ROTFL Kublai!

I've started writing my own ATG screenplay now. Well, I've got only the first scene as of yet, but it's growing...

For some reason, I still don't know who or what "Frodo" is...

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Originally posted by Stefan Haertel
For some reason, I still don't know who or what "Frodo" is...

Frodo is the main character of the recent Lord of the Rings movie. Simon Darkshade is a Tolkien fan I think. Maybe. <shrugs>

 

[allhailIndia]

Frodo Baggins is a hobbit and the main character of the new movie based on J.R.R. Tolkein's book Lord of the Rings:The Fellowship of the Ring.

I think Simon was referring to this website
Extrememly hilarious!!!

I think their server is down so here is the internet file

 

[Stefan Haertel]

Oh.

Somehow I've got the feeling I'm the only person on this planet who hasn't read the book or seen the movie...
Well, on the other hand, I've somehow missed some of the most successful films, at least in this country...

Still, it's embarassing.

 

[allhailIndia]

Originally posted by Stefan Haertel
Oh.

Somehow I've got the feeling I'm the only person on this planet who hasn't read the book or seen the movie...
Well, on the other hand, I've somehow missed some of the most successful films, at least in this country...

Still, it's embarassing.

Not to worry, I haven't seen the movie yet and I finished the book only a couple of days back

 

[Simon Darkshade]

It is true that one likes Tolkien, and that I have seen the website cited.

But that was not the point of my reference; rather, one was jokingly suggesting that one's favourite actor, Mr. Elijah Wood, could portray the potentially complex and extensive role in a far better fashion than *spit*DiCaprio*spit*. But they'll go for the blond bimbo, no doubt

And my point is that, if they did be daring and portray the 'unconventional' side of Alexander's life, that they would do it in the purely physical, simplistic gay joke manner that a few of you have outlined. Hollywood is so predictable

It could be a good film. But it won't be.
They never wrote back to me about auditioning for Hephaestion or Bucephelas.

 

[allhailIndia]

Originally posted by Simon Darkshade

It could be a good film. But it won't be.
They never wrote back to me about auditioning for Hephaestion or Bucephelas.

Awwwww!!! don't worry, they have'nt filled in all the 320 elite gay lovers of thebes