Alternate Song Titles

[KaiserElectric]

This can be considered a companion thread to Olav's Alternate Movie Titles thread. Simply give a fake song title that could be an alternate to a real song title.

For example, Crimson Drizzle becomes Red Rain.

Like in the movie thread, please put unsolved songs in a list. Remember to bold answers and new additions. Have at thee. Also, try to name the band as well!

Allow Me To Escort You To Your Place of Residence This Evening
Leap
Mentaly Ill Murderer

 

[choxorn]

Mentally Ill Murder: Psycho Killer, by the Talking Heads

Don't know about the other two.

Allow Me To Escort You To Your Place of Residence This Evening
Leap

 

[classical_hero]

Leap would be Jump by Van Halen, but the actually song I was thinking of was Jump Jump by Kriss Kross

Allow me to escort your place of residence
The period after dawn praise
A set of pins

 

[KaiserElectric]

Van Halen is correct.

 

[madviking]

The period after dawn praise = Morning Glory by Oasis

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
Lack of government in Great Britain

 

[choxorn]

Lack of government in Great Britain = Anarchy in the U.K., by Sex Pistols

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
The Repairer

 

[madviking]

The Repairer = The Fixer by Pearl Jam

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
Absence of color Sunday

 

[Arakhor]

I can guess some of these titles, but I'm hopeless with band names

 

[KaiserElectric]

Band names are not neccessary.

 

[Bartleby]

Absence of color Sunday -- Black Sabbath

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
OK at the moment
Neck injury due to momentum change
An impressively large amount of amorous intent

 

[Arakhor]

Neck injury due to momentum change - Whiplash

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
OK at the moment
An impressively large amount of amorous intent

Why isn't it all mine??
The ruler has misplaced his hat of office
We've only got 14 hours to save the Earth!

 

[Zack]

We've only got 14 hours to save the Earth! - We only got 4 minutes to save the world

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
OK at the moment
An impressively large amount of amorous intent
Why isn't it all mine??
The ruler has misplaced his hat of office
Fine obsolete male sweetheart

 

[madviking]

We've only got 14 hours to save the Earth! = Flash(! Aa-aaaaah!) by Queen

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
OK at the moment
An impressively large amount of amorous intent
Why isn't it all mine?
The ruler has misplaced his hat of office
The Mysterious Warrior

 

[Arakhor]

That was definitely Flash! and the cheesiest line ever committed to film

 

[madviking]

The ruler has misplaced his hat of office = Matisyahu - King Without A Crown (?)

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
OK at the moment
An impressively large amount of amorous intent
Why isn't it all mine?
The Mysterious Warrior
Winged Angel Stone

 

[Arakhor]

Close, MadViking. Think of an extremely famous 70s pop band.

 

[choxorn]

The Mysterious Warrior- Unknown Soldier, and I don't know who it's by, several bands have a song by that title.

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
OK at the moment
An impressively large amount of amorous intent
Why isn't it all mine?
The ruler has misplaced his hat of office
Winged Angel Stone
Element Number Three
The Ferocious Animal and the Prostitute

 

[Zack]

Lithium?

 

[madviking]

The Ferocious Animal and the Prostitute = Beast and the Harlot by A7X

The Mysterious Warrior- Unknown Soldier, and I don't know who it's by, several bands have a song by that title.

I was looking for the Doors.

 

[choxorn]

Both are correct.

Allow me to escort your place of residence
A set of pins
OK at the moment
An impressively large amount of amorous intent
Why isn't it all mine?
The ruler has misplaced his hat of office
Winged Angel Stone