Moai_Spammer
Ave, True to Caesar!
for now
wait, 1 year into the war
2 years into the war
wait until it's over
then you'll see, then you will see the horrors of Stalin!
America: Write Your Own History
- Thread starter Oregon Lee
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for now
wait, 1 year into the war
2 years into the war
wait until it's over
then you'll see, then you will see the horrors of Stalin!
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
Come to me i can protect you until something better is thought through.
TheNoob
Dank Memes
I hear the cold and snowy Canadian Arctic Archipelago is a good place for hiding.
Lord Bigfoot
King
I can't risk the life of another human being for what is ultimately a vain hope in good conscious. I do thank you for the offer though and no matter how this war ends would like to invite you over for dinner at my house.
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
I will gladly accept, as long as I can bring a sidearm. I trust you I just don't know what could happen on the way there.
TheNoob
Dank Memes
I for one wish to learn more about my future allies or enemies before dinner-inviting.
Lord Bigfoot
King
Fair enough. if you'd like i'd be willing to provide an escort of my personal security team.
DKVM
Joker
You know, I hear there is a lovely spot open for you in the prisons in Antarctica.
Lord Bigfoot
King
Be that way. However what better way to learn about someone then at dinner?
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
That would be nice thank you
What's for dinner?If you don't mind can you let me deal with the negotiations, because that comment did not help in the slightest.
Let it be known the prison in Antarctica is not real. The only thing there is a research lab or two.
TheNoob
Dank Memes
Well if I could get a hold of this 'doctor' friend of Maoi's...
Lord Bigfoot
King
That would be nice thank you
Nothing yet. I did say that it would happen once this war ends remember? While i'll be hosting Moai and Trotsky that's a state dinner. You'd be a personal dinner which I don't have much time for. However if you'd be willing to come you are invited to the state dinner.
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
Ah yes, right, sorry. If you could, fight on the Durban front and I will fight on the Cape Town front. The latter is much more dangerous and also I do not want to shoot at a friend.
Lord Bigfoot
King
I'd love to get into contact with him as well. He'd be a great help in defeating Foster and the mad man know as Stalin.
Lord Bigfoot
King
I will be fighting here in Dixie so no worries about that. I must warn you though that our conversations are most certainly being read and they may have put you on a "rehabilitation" list for "friendly communications with a capitalistic traitor". I have no proof but call it a hunch and I suggest at the first sign of danger you get out of Dodge.
Moai_Spammer
Ave, True to Caesar!
Mexico
and We will have to wait for the others to see the thread and decide for themselves
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BREAKING NEWS:GULAG ARCHIPELAGO FOUND IN NORTHERN CANADA AND ALASKA
A local Inuit boy recently stumbled upon a horrific site.
Gulags, thousands of them, have been discovered and appear to be full of prisoners.
Here is a description of what the boy saw:
There were bodies stacked to the stars, and a large sign on the front gate of one which said
"ALL UNDESIRABLES, GO LEFT OR RIGHT
LIST OF UNDESIRABLES:
CAPITALISTS
TROTSKYISTS
JAPANESE-AMERICANS
GERMAN-AMERICANS
JEWS
GYPSIES
ANYONE WITH A MENTAL DISORDER
NATIVE AMERICANS
I managed to sneak past it's guards and took a look inside.
There was one large room which had incredibly large shower fixtures, and ash all over the floor.
Also inside the room was the smell of gasoline, recently lit gasoline.
The rest of the Gulag was just a work camp full of naked,starving, men women and children.
God save us all.
Pictures of the camp (the boy had a camera on him)
WARNING: GRAPHIC MATERIAL
Spoiler :
You see?
THIS, is what Stalin truly is
if Foster really isn't being manipulated, Stalin would be dead, or at least fired by now
You would love him, he's quite an eccentric fellow
he works in England for a police box company
He often makes incredibly accurate predictions (for a price of course)
He is quite well known in the Trotskyist community as "bad wolf, oncoming storm, the lonely god"
His name is Doctor David Tennant
CaterpillarKing
Conqueror of Cacoons
I don't care. I have an extremely close connection and grew up with the director of the CIA. Don't you worry about me.
Mexico
and We will have to wait for the others to see the thread and decide for themselves
==================================================================
BREAKING NEWS:GULAG ARCHIPELAGO FOUND IN NORTHERN CANADA AND ALASKA
A local Inuit boy recently stumbled upon a horrific site.
Gulags, thousands of them, have been discovered and appear to be full of prisoners.
Here is a description of what the boy saw:
There were bodies stacked to the stars, and a large sign on the front gate of one which said
"ALL UNDESIRABLES, GO LEFT OR RIGHT
LIST OF UNDESIRABLES:
CAPITALISTS
TROTSKYISTS
JAPANESE-AMERICANS
GERMAN-AMERICANS
JEWS
GYPSIES
ANYONE WITH A MENTAL DISORDER
NATIVE AMERICANS
I managed to sneak past it's guards and took a look inside.
There was one large room which had incredibly large shower fixtures, and ash all over the floor.
Also inside the room was the smell of gasoline, recently lit gasoline.
The rest of the Gulag was just a work camp full of naked,starving, men women and children.
God save us all.
Pictures of the camp (the boy had a camera on him)
WARNING: GRAPHIC MATERIAL
Spoiler :
You see?
THIS, is what Stalin truly is
if Foster really isn't being manipulated, Stalin would be dead, or at least fired by now
Untrue! There is no such camp! Those images are from the German internment camps that they used when we fought them!
DKVM
Joker
Do not worry, Caterpillar, for as long as you do not betray the USSA by giving away military secrets or joining the secessionists in anyway, I will not report you. I trust you not to become a traitor.
Lord Bigfoot
King
Mexico
and We will have to wait for the others to see the thread and decide for themselves
==================================================================
BREAKING NEWS:GULAG ARCHIPELAGO FOUND IN NORTHERN CANADA AND ALASKA
A local Inuit boy recently stumbled upon a horrific site.
Gulags, thousands of them, have been discovered and appear to be full of prisoners.
Here is a description of what the boy saw:
There were bodies stacked to the stars, and a large sign on the front gate of one which said
"ALL UNDESIRABLES, GO LEFT OR RIGHT
LIST OF UNDESIRABLES:
CAPITALISTS
TROTSKYISTS
JAPANESE-AMERICANS
GERMAN-AMERICANS
JEWS
GYPSIES
ANYONE WITH A MENTAL DISORDER
NATIVE AMERICANS
I managed to sneak past it's guards and took a look inside.
There was one large room which had incredibly large shower fixtures, and ash all over the floor.
Also inside the room was the smell of gasoline, recently lit gasoline.
The rest of the Gulag was just a work camp full of naked,starving, men women and children.
God save us all.
Pictures of the camp (the boy had a camera on him)
WARNING: GRAPHIC MATERIAL
Spoiler :
You see?
THIS, is what Stalin truly is
if Foster really isn't being manipulated, Stalin would be dead, or at least fired by now
That is horrible!!! I have made up my mind right now. I'll go down fighting before I let Foster, Stalin and their minions get there hands on me!
DKVM
Joker
Mexico
and We will have to wait for the others to see the thread and decide for themselves
==================================================================
BREAKING NEWS:GULAG ARCHIPELAGO FOUND IN NORTHERN CANADA AND ALASKA
A local Inuit boy recently stumbled upon a horrific site.
Gulags, thousands of them, have been discovered and appear to be full of prisoners.
Here is a description of what the boy saw:
There were bodies stacked to the stars, and a large sign on the front gate of one which said
"ALL UNDESIRABLES, GO LEFT OR RIGHT
LIST OF UNDESIRABLES:
CAPITALISTS
TROTSKYISTS
JAPANESE-AMERICANS
GERMAN-AMERICANS
JEWS
GYPSIES
ANYONE WITH A MENTAL DISORDER
NATIVE AMERICANS
I managed to sneak past it's guards and took a look inside.
There was one large room which had incredibly large shower fixtures, and ash all over the floor.
Also inside the room was the smell of gasoline, recently lit gasoline.
The rest of the Gulag was just a work camp full of naked,starving, men women and children.
God save us all.
Pictures of the camp (the boy had a camera on him)
WARNING: GRAPHIC MATERIAL
Spoiler :
You see?
THIS, is what Stalin truly is
if Foster really isn't being manipulated, Stalin would be dead, or at least fired by now
Falsified information! That is clearly secessionist South Africa in those pictures.
