anti-zombie/anti-alien loadout and stradegy! save us plz!

[Onikage]

we all know it would happen sooner or later! aliens and/or zombies would come to try and take over our planet! it is our job to be readilly prepare for such an outbreak...so who's got a good idea of what we r goin up against? and how do we stop it? of and no stoopid questions like "are they fast zombiees or slow ones?" plz ty

 

[Tycoon101]

We have found some insights as to this:

[22:52] <Yuri2356> THe matter of weather the zombies are fast or slow is a key point in forming ones strategy against them
[22:52] <Tycoon> lol
[22:52] <SL> Everyone knows zombies are slow
[22:53] <Tycoon> And they can't go down stairs
[22:53] <Tycoon> Stairs are zombie's only weakness
[22:53] <Yuri2356> Zombies have lots of weakneses
[22:53] <Yuri2356> such as their deathly alergy to shotguns
[22:54] <Tycoon> nah
[22:54] <Tycoon> everyone gets hurt by shotguns
[22:54] <Yuri2356> Rj annoys to no end
[22:54] <Yuri2356> But ZOmbies especailly so
[22:54] <Lord_Panzer> Zombies serve only one purpose. Target practice for my legions of Panzers
[22:55] <Lord_Panzer> And they're also fun to kill, but that's beside the point
[22:55] <Yuri2356> And Airstrike Targets
[22:55] <Yuri2356> they're also a delicassy in Kentucky
[22:55] <Yuri2356> KFZ: We Do Zombie Right
[22:57] <SL> <Tycoon> everyone gets hurt by shotguns
[22:57] <SL> except lawyers
[22:57] <Tycoon> oh yes
[22:57] <Yuri2356> Lawyers,
[22:58] <Yuri2356> more commonly known as the T 1000 series
[22:58] <Tycoon> but they do die from great falls
[22:58] <SL> Dick Cheney proved that a while back
[22:58] <Lord_Panzer> Lawyers only exist so people don't blame everything on Satan. The truth
[22:58] <SL> lawyers have +10 resistance to shotguns

Now you know how to survive.

 

[Arcadian83]

But "are they fast zombiees or slow ones?" has everything to do with strategies to fight them!

Also of interest are:
Origin of zombies: voodoo? necromancy? virus? radioactivity? scientific experiments?
Are they able to use tools? Do they have weapons grafted to their bodies?
Do they starve after awhile?
Do dismembered pieces of them continue to attack?
Do they attack non-human animals?
Are brains effective bait to lure them?


If it's aliens, though, then we're just screwed. They can pull out technology we haven't even heard of, and yet for some reason need to attack us.
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

 

[Perfection]

I'm going to convince them to give up war and accept Jesus Christ as thier personal savior by singing hyms and praying.

 

[ybbor]

The zombies are coming! The Zombies are coming!

Anyone ever read "the zombie survival guide"? Or Play Urban Dead?

 

[newfangle]

I'm going to convince them to give up war and accept Perfection as thier personal savior by singing hyms and praying.

 

[Onikage]

ive read the zombie survival guide.
y'know we are talkin about aliens also.
finally nothin matters about what zombies are like;fast slow ect., as long as they r dead.

 

[IglooDame]

You all laugh at me and make fun of me for having my guns and making my own ammunition, but we all know who you're going to beg for help from when the zombies show up.

 

[Yuri2356]

ive read the zombie survival guide.
y'know we are talkin about aliens also.
finally nothin matters about what zombies are like;fast slow ect., as long as they r dead.

It matters because if you're dealing with slow, 'shambler' zombies, you can build your defences in a more calm, and thought out manner. Take your time to carefully tag each zombie with a solid killing shot, and even head out on the occasional scouting trip if you can walk faster than they can chase you.

For Fast Zombies, it's a whole other can of Worms.

 

[Tycoon101]

Aliens. They all die because of 1 thing. From the best alien movies: War Of The Worlds and Independence Day, there is a common theme.

Aliens can't handle the common cold. Give the the sniffles and they die.

So now my house is wrapped in bubble-wrap, filled with shotguns, and spread with the cold. Yay for me.

 

[Onikage]

You all laugh at me and make fun of me for having my guns and making my own ammunition, but we all know who you're going to beg for help from when the zombies show up.

cool same here. so when zombies or aliens show up ill grab us some b33r and we can save the world together lol.

true if they r slow or fast makes a small difference. but aliens on the other hand....hmmmm i think i played enuff half-life over the years to be ready for an alien out break.

 

[Onikage]

lol some aliens may die from "the sniffles" but most wont cuz they r superior. hope u gotta lot of ammo fer those shot-guns.

 

[Tycoon101]

cool same here. so when zombies or aliens show up ill grab us some b33r and we can save the world together lol.

true if they r slow or fast makes a small difference. but aliens on the other hand....hmmmm i think i played enuff half-life over the years to be ready for an alien out break.

I'm reading a Half-Life 2 comic, so I'm good.

 

[Tycoon101]

lol some aliens may die from "the sniffles" but most wont cuz they r superior. hope u gotta lot of ammo fer those shot-guns.

Wrong. The Mothership goes Boom when she catches the cold. The big alien things die when they catch the cold/get blown up with grenades.

 

[Onikage]

rofl "mothership goes boom when she catches the cold" dats funny. nah i don think so. like i said some aliens die from simple illnesses but others do not.

 

[Yuri2356]

Any species with sufficently advanced technology to carry themselves across interstellar distances in a timeframe reasonable enough to be part of a military operation will be able to toss arround enough energy to easily grind humanity into a gooey paste, nanoseconds before we're all vaporized. Really, they don't even need weaponry to do it. Engines with that much brute force could be strapped to a nice big asteroid and used to push it into our homeworld, slaying us all in the process.

 

[Adamb0mb]

I'm going to convince them to give up war and accept Jesus Christ as thier personal savior by singing hyms and praying.

What if the zombies are here because of the second comming of Christ (when the dead rise from their graves). And the aliens are here cause they gave Jesus the ride.

How do propose we fight jesus-zombies?

 

[Perfection]

What if the zombies are here because of the second comming of Christ (when the dead rise from their graves). And the aliens are here cause they gave Jesus the ride.

How do propose we fight jesus-zombies?

As they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

 

[Sephiroth]

As they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!

good answer Perf........

 

[Perfection]

good answer Perf........

Do you have a better one?