ASNES-Motherhen chapter 2

I be claiming Germania, if I can.
 
You can. (10 big'ns)
 
Woot. Woot. Woot.
 
Sweet genitals of fire!
 
To: Spain
From: Ottoman Empire

Care to open up to mutual sea trade?
 
What you mean he can claim Germany? It had a player... I don't know... Me...
 
You don't know!?
 
I want to recall Germany... and if there is somthing more interesting for ME I wouldn't mind giving the Germany I made.
 
Too bad.I never declared that I was reserving it for you.So you can take your rude languaged demands and give them to someone who will listen to them.
 
Yay Amon! Standing up for the rights of the people! Ye truly be the people's pimp! [pimp]
 
Mohammed the musket-forger had always been more creative than his piers. His firearms were always beautifully adorned, and were often wielded by generals and field commanders as a status symbol. Of course, Mohammed’s guns were as functional as they were aesthetically pleasing. They were far more reliable than the shoddily made misfiring deathtraps that the lazy metal smiths in Bursa and Adrianople produced. It was not, however, in his precision and dedication to the production of individual weapons that Mohammed left a lasting legacy.

One day, while experimenting with different decorative groove patterns on a musket’s outer metal casing, he decided to try something new altogether. On a whim, he added grooves to the inside of the barrel to match those that adorned the outside. As usual, Mohammed sent the rifle to the training grounds in Ankara. Upon hearing that his grooved rifle had performed exceptionally well in initial field tests, Mohammed set out to perfect the art of grooving rifles. Within weeks, the whole of his piers at the smithery were producing the new rifled muskets, or “Rifles” for short.
 
Tits...Karl has rifles...we're all screwed. Mmhmm.

My signature describes this post perfectly. Funny that.
 
Hey fantasmo..Could you get on AIM?
 
To Sweden
From Germania

Wanna be allies?


To Poland
From Germania

Alliance? Please?
 
QUEZTALACA LEAGACA!

As you might have expected. ;)
 
Right on! :p I was hoping you'd join..That country is so funny to write/read about :p
 
P.S. it would seem that Kiev is Polish. As it was since the beginning of this NES, so you'll have to find another city. AND WHY THE HELL DOES SPAIN HAVE TERRITORY IN MY LAND?
 
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