ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

hahahaha, yeah but still they might ban you
 
It could of been alot worse, my people have much worse thoughts on those beaners
 
cool really? well im new so take pity on my soul
 
Your soul has just had pity taken upon it. I'm the mod, and I say it is so, so it is. There was some extremely funny diplomacy in motherhen from Croatia to Russia, if you'd like to take a look, hahahahaha. *Dies thinking about it*
 
hopefully this pity for me the new guy will carry into the thread?......did i ever tell you how awsome this story is?
 
Your soul has just had pity taken upon it. I'm the mod, and I say it is so, so it is. There was some extremely funny diplomacy in motherhen from Croatia to Russia, if you'd like to take a look, hahahahaha. *Dies thinking about it*

I don't remember this! And I was there for all but the first two updates. Can't be much better than my HRE-Venice episode, and I still haven't conquered Venice yet....
Do I have a positive response to the PM I sent you Amon?
 
If you didn't see it, Matt... YOU ARE MISSING OUT

I'll just say... There was a link to a specific princess who was to be married away. Said princess may or may not have had all her clothes on.
 
yeah you missed out matt, I dont know how you missed it.
 
Yeah, matt, what's the deal... Do you still want to be a part of our club?
 
No Matt No Don't Give In To Peer Pressure
 
Matt, I replied to your PM... But do know, your status as "in the club" is being reviewed for possible revokation.
 
Matt, get back to Motherhen. If you're not in the club....may the god Amon take mercy upon ye...
 
I knew I should have registered sooner! Look at all the stuff I missed. *sighs*
 
im glad i subscribed to every nes that had an opening
 
Page 31 of motherhen. Credit is to be given to Churchill for the find.
 
Odd coincidence that the above and my Venice episode are on the same page, oh I miss the constant backpedaling and attacking in Motherhen so much. The last couple turns were the only time I had about 2-3 turns that didn't involve military orders.:)
In Other News, I"M BACK, AND WITH WEAPONS GERMANICA!!! and you thought you could've gotten ridden me.

The Englesh:
"Those gruff and rude Germans, conquering us in their barbarian ways" mentioned King Matt.

"But now there attention is away and they can no longer parlay" song an advisor.

“Stop that stupid rhyming, we all know why now was a good time to rebel, after centuries of be repressed our iron will has prevailed, and now our navies are sailing away to insure our security as a new nation on the national stage, Englend the great nation that ever was, is, or will be!” said the King again.

“Here Here!!!”

"Now to eating those great Englesh fries, the greatest food on earth!!!"

"HERE HERE!!!"
 
Englesh... lol
 
1000AE

Alderia-NMR (Banks jack)
Amazonia-NMR (Banks jack)
Aztexas- Advances against Louisianna. Gains loot.
Beneria-Expands
California-Expands
Capi'Latsu-Expands
Carthage-NMR (Banks jack)
Charrúa-Crushes barbarians, losing no armies in the process. The road is clear for northern expansion.
Egypt-Is now under NPC administration, 'till new player arrives. Ceded rest of Greece to SPARTA, to "get rid of all that trouble". Advances to classical age
Englesh-Rebels against Germanica.
Germanica-Expands sciences
Gojoseon-Sorry about last turn :( I grant you an extra jack on behalf of my negligence for last turn's orders. If you tell me how you came up with your civfanatics name, I'll give you an extra jack. It's always puzzled me.
Golden Horde- Enters bronze age.
Han- Gets annexed
Harrapa-Gives back ground gained to Sumer, and signs peace.
Kanaada-IS NOW NPC! Expands borders and economy.
Louisianna-Loses 3 Divisions and ground to Minnestron. One division is culture flipped by Minnestron. Loses heavy ground to Aztexas.
Minneston-Loses 2 divisions to louisianna, and gain ground. Culture flips a Louisianna division to fight for them.
Rouran-Finds unexpectedly useful knowledge from an assimilated tribe (+1 science)
Russia- Attacks further into Hittite territorahw, destroying them utterly, losing 1 division.
SPARTA- Gains recognised independance from Egypt.
T-wat Empire- Expands.
Sinhala-Peacefully expands.
Sumeria-Expands.
Te-Reo-Expands borders and science.
Yahkma-NMR. WTH? This is the first time. (Banks jack and holds on all fronts)
Zululand-NMR. WTH? This is the first time. (Banks jack)

PLAGUE

Dies out. Goodbye plague, on with the next random event type of bullcrap.

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