ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

[Stormbringer]

Rouran/Avaria ~ Stormbringer
Monarchy
Age: Bronze
Color: light brown
Economy: Stable 4/3(-1 upkeep)
Army: 8(Stone age)/1(Bronze age)
Navy: 0(Stone age)
Sciences:1
Culture:2
Wonder:Rouran(Allows for the callup of trained Militia)[Completed]

Orders

Spend 1 EC on upkeep
Spend 2 EC on upgrading the army to Bronze Age
Spend 4 EC on sciences to help assimilate the knowledge from all the incorporated tribes

Since we now have trained militias to keep order throughout the country and to defend against any possible attack, the entire military can help with the expansion. Our goals are the area with the river valleys in Turkestan and the Pacific Ocean. Same as before, simply incorporate local tribes into the Rouran Confederacy. No need to kill everyone.

Start a new wonder - Avaria: This turns the nation from a loose confederation of tribes into a single nation with a mostly unified culture resulting from the meshing of all of the tribes' cultures. Increased travel between parts of nations will help with trade and with the spread of ideas. Increases culture, sciences, economy, and makes revolts much less likely.

 

[dldnjstjr]

@Amon: I PMed you order last turn. Please check again.

 

[Icekommander]

Yahkma: Spend my Two Jacks on New divisions. Then go on an all out attack against the Aztexas. Take large amounts of those cannablistics slaves-to-be and capture and enslave them, try to avoid killing, but if nessicary do it.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Annunaki had finally returned to the ruins of Mecca, despite it being Egyptian. The desert had been desolate for a long time. Ningirsu and the former Vultures gathered along to see the Meccan ruins. After a few months, Annunaki arrived at the Abagirru, better known as the ruins of Mecca. Nobody had set foot in Mecca since Annunaki burnt it to a crisp. Not even a trace of Mecca had surfaced. He burned Mecca so thoroughly, those who did not know that Mecca had been burnt could not find it. All he could tell by was a single black stone spared by the burning. It had not been broken, but it had been miraculously unharmed. The stone was recognized easily as the Black Stone, the holiest object in Arabian religion.

Ningirsu picked it up and saw it. After it, he handed it to Annunaki.

He looked into the stone. And he wept. He wept for his daughter Inanna, who Osman killed. He wept for his Vultures, who had died for Sumeria when it was carved into pieces. He wept for his cities, who had been destroyed by Arabia. He wept for his people, some who had been killed. He wept for his wife, who he had still not found. He wept for war, which had ravaged his nation for many, many years. And last but not least, he wept for himself, whose life was setting. Without an heir, the Sumerians would be without a leader.

He finally decided. "Ningirsu! I hereby take you as my son!"

And they journeyed back home together to enjoy the rest of their lives.

 

[Nuka-sama]

Golden Horde/Warhead
Khanate
Age:Bronze
Color: Light Brown
Economy:Stable 2/0(1 of 2 invested)
Army:4(Stone age)
Navy:0(Stone age)
Sciences:0
Culture:0

-1 Jack in Economy,Continuing our raiding and plundering
-1 Jack in upgrading our armies to Bronze Age


Start Wonder: The Golden Temple (+Economy)

Use our troops to pan out and conquer the barbarians in all directions (Ie; Don't attack other civs)

 

[dldnjstjr]

edited xcl

 

[dldnjstjr]

sorry dp computer error.

 

[flyingchicken]

ORDERS: Start the AWESOME STATUE OF KING LEONIDAS XXX. It is the well-hung statue of King Leonidas XXX in the middle of Sparta, wearing nothing but his molten metal body coverings, a shield, and a spear. It will forever remind people how AWESOME SPARTA is. (+fearful and nigh-absolute loyalty from all the subjects and future subjects of SPARTA, +economy from the people flocking to the city to bask in the greatness of the statue)

Bank another jack, send in specialist BAMF swimmers to beat up the Egyptian ships.

STORY:
A fearful first mate in the Egyptian Ship Pyramidhotep called out to his superior. He was motioning to the sides of the ship, which was lurching rather strongly forward and backwards against the crashing waves.

"Captain!"

"Aye, ye landlubber?"

"Captain, there's something rocking the SHIP!"

"What be rockin' this ship? It be a Galley-Ass! Nothin' be rockin' it but the stormy seas that seek to tear it asunder!"

"Then it could be that!"

"... Oh, aye."

The two Egyptians stared at each other for a moment, until the Sun glinted off he side of one of the Bad-ass Mother<expletive>s' shiny metal bodies as they boarded the ship.

"Spartans, Captain!"

"I can see that, ye moron!"

"Yessir, but wat do we do?"

"Cap'ns always go down wi' tharrr ships!"

"I mean, what do we do to avoid you going down with your ship?"

"WE FIGHT!"

"But, they're SPARTANS!"

"WE OUTNUMBER THEM A HUNDRED TO ONE, WE FIGHT!"

With a flurry of swishes and swooshing, the Egyptian swashbucklers were able to kill the SPARTANs. Little did they know, however, that the swimmers were just distracting them...

"What's that, Captain?"

"Wha' be you're b-tching now?"

"The horizon, it's going up..."

"Huh? Ye be seeing things. The sea be a cruel, hallucinogenic mistress, aye!"

"Maybe you're right, sir."

"Ahk, you sicken me with your whining, landlubber. Someone get me my WINE."

"We do have rum, sir."

"What ye think I be, a PIRATE?"

"Well..."

"I be COMMODORE of this harrr SHIP, ADMIRAL of this harrr FLEET. I ain't no stinkin' PIRATE. I LOATHE them scum o' the SEA, them SCURVY DOGS, them UNCOUTH KNAVES. Aye!"

Suddenly, a shout came from the ship's cellars. It was one of the deckhands.

"Captain! Do you like your wine a little... watered down?" asked the deckhand from below.

"Well, I don' want any nasty hangovers... Aye, why no', eh? Give it here!"

"A little... salty?"

"Ne'er tried it... HEY, YE BE IMPLYIN' SOMETHIN', AIN'T YOU?"

"Yessir."

"Aye, the gods be cruel to you, me lass, me Pyramidhotep..."

Later that day, the entire crew of the Pyramidhotep were floating on the briny sea on life rafts, along with other crews of other ships. The only man missing was the Captain, who got drunk and dehydrated on saltwatery wine as he went down faithfully with his ship.

 

[Crezth]

Yeah, there's no way Egypt can put down SPARTA.

 

[Dachs]

Yeah, there's no way Egypt can put down SPARTA.

lurker's comment: Read my TL to figure out how!

 

[DarthNader]

No time for orders...and may be unable to send orders for a few days. NPC me for now please.

 

[c&cciv3]

Chapter 6 &#8211; Monument to Hero's

In Charrúa History their has been many Great People which have to help shape their history; great warriors, great thinker, great makers and great leaders. Each a Hero in their own way, each now likely one spirits of Ancestors which help guiding the civilization forward.

Now many people wish for a way the kingdom to forever remember and celibate their achievements in their life and ask for help from Ancestors now. So a new wonder was started so people goto do all they can do all the other Charrúa wonder but it for the Ancestors.

The Wonder we be large building with a large central hall with number of statues for few great people inside and number smaller rooms with number alters so for offering to a different type great Ancestors as well a number other pieces of architecture inside to make it look impressive.

As the Grand King tour the site of the wonder he thought, &#8220;As long this wonder is stand the Ancestors will always aid us in the defend of this lands.&#8221;

 

[Amon Savag]

I retract my statement. Update will come tonight.

 

[Terrance888]

Send army EP to T-Wat!

 

[MooseWarrior]

Orders sent.

STORY:
"How did this happen!" wonder Chief Camp'ell aloud. "We were making such good gains, and then those heathens pushed us back again! This will not be tolerated.... We will have to do something drastic, something those dumb heathens could never imagine."
"What are we gonna do sir?" asked Generic Henchman #1.
"Shhh, you never know where there could be EVIL, INBRED GAMBLING, HEATHEN SOUTHERNER SPIES AROUND!!"
"Erm, did you really need to shout that?"
"YES!! But, now on a slightly different note.... if only there were people we knew of other than these heathens and barbarians. Who will we trade our mighty soup goods with?"
"Maybe after we destroy the heathens, there will be people on the other side of their so-called empire."
"Yes, that must be it."

 

[Tyrion]

No but you did say you wouldnt attack us and then did so...

Aztexas orders: All out assault on Louisiana... Dont care about Yakhma, everyone in my empire should be far north by now so just burn our land as we travel, all they will find is ash and death.

 

[dldnjstjr]

Gojoseon Orders:

-4 jacks on Science
-continue wonder
-2 jacks on army

@Amon: I sent my order last turn but you ignored it. Please be more careful next time.

 

[Ace of Gold]

No but you did say you wouldnt attack us and then did so...

Aztexas orders: All out assault on Louisiana... Dont care about Yakhma, everyone in my empire should be far north by now so just burn our land as we travel, all they will find is ash and death.

IC: Ignorance will not save your people you beaner.

 

[Condor_green]

i smell a ban on the wind

 

[Ace of Gold]

i smell a ban on the wind

OOC: what? its what an average Louisianian would say?