ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

[Amon Savag]

Quick orders so I can quickly update!

-Spend both jack on economy, making better irrigation, increasing trade goods, etc...
-Expand northward, and leave the barbarians to the southwest alone... Hopefully they do the same in reutrn (All subject to die rolls)

 

[Amon Savag]

Update started (10 characters)

 

[Amon Savag]

OOC: Barbarians eh? Sounds good. And if your badass, what does that make me? ALso I"m not sure that both of you wanting to say "double post" for no paticular reason(other than the fact that sheep made a double post) does not make you think alike or badass.

METEORS CRUSH YOUR CIVILIZATION!

 

[Icekommander]

Whoa whoa whoa. Now first take a deep breath...*walkes away*





















ANd I never said that you weren't badass simply that you both wanted to say double post didn't make you badass.


Edit: Does this mean an update in the next ten minutes?

 

[Amon Savag]

2600BC

Alderia-Culture flips portugal barbarians. Expands economy.
Arab Empire-Outright conquers territory that was owned by the barbarians. Barbarians flee southeast, to somalia.
Aztexas-Expands army and conquers barbarians, pushing them further south.
Beneria-NMR. Banks jack.
Capi'Latsu-Expands army and borders. Makes no ground against barbarians. Enters bronze age.
Carthage-NMR-Banks jack. One more time, and Carthage becomes NPC.
Egypt-Expands army and spends money on a project, which the mod has repeatedly said it makes no difference when this is done. So aliens destroy the Pharoes palace to show the Pharoah the error of his ways. Invades Hittites and makes their world messed up.
Germanica-Expands and has army get ransacked by english barbarians. Gets pwnt bad. Economy expands, though. Maybe Germany can pwn english back?! Stay tuned to find out. German Beer is finished.
Gojoseon-Gojoseon enters bronze age, and has domesticated horses.
Han Empire-Expands borders and enters bronze age.
Harrapa-Sends division south and attacks barbarians. Almost loses, due to numbers, and makes limited gains.
Louisianna-Attacks all barbarians known about. Louisianna makes gains against Virginia and Texas, and lose both an army and ground to the Florida barbarians.
Minneston-Crushes remnants of Virginia barbarians, and now shares borders with Louisianna. Loses an army against Great lakes barbarians and makes no gains in this direction.
Rome-Expands and conquers barbarians to the west.
Russia-Expands economy and borders. Makes modest gains against Ukraine barbarians.
Siam-Expands economy and borders.
Sinhala-NMR. Banks jack.
Sumeria-Completes wonder. Runs into barbarians in caucasus and in persia.
Te-Reo-Attempts to go to Australia, but loses both an army and a navy to the ocean. The other army and navy return to Te Reo without having conquered anything. (Your navy needs to get to bronze age or better.)
Yahkma-Expands borders and economy. Meets barbarians in the east who are threatening to invade and conquer all of Yahkma.

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Yo Masada, how's your wonder going to help you in the stats?

 

[Amon Savag]

Whoa whoa whoa. Now first take a deep breath...*walkes away*





















ANd I never said that you weren't badass simply that you both wanted to say double post didn't make you badass.


Edit: Does this mean an update in the next ten minutes?

8 minutes, to be exact.

 

[Amon Savag]

Oh yes... And good thing you guys have barbarians to attack, because if not this NES would have no conflicts WHAT SO EVER. What's wrong with all of you peacenicks!?

 

[Icekommander]

I'm not near anyone! Not my fault!

 

[Crezth]

woot upgate

orders and story to come tomorrow... for now some diplo.

To: Germanica
From: Russia

Greetings new neighbor. This delegation arrives with some of Russia's finest furs for the German king to enjoy in the cold Danish winters. We hope to enjoy many a year of peace with your peoples!

 

[dldnjstjr]

dude, shouldnt gojoseon have gained some economy for domesticating animals? and how do i upgrade the army/navy into bronze age?

 

[Masada]

Te-Reo-Attempts to go to Australia, but loses both an army and a navy to the ocean. The other army and navy return to Te Reo without having conquered anything. (Your navy needs to get to bronze age or better.)

Not to sound cynical Amon, but my ancestors made a harder journey from the cook islands to New Zealand, without the benefit of any metal not to mention other islands in the Pacific which are even harder to get to

Yo Masada, how's your wonder going to help you in the stats?

Hmmm as to stats... a UU flesheaters? Or i'll accept a random chance thing of causing crippling terror to my enemies

 

[Amon Savag]

Sorry Masada, it just looks like such a long voyage to undertake on that map. I'd like to be halfway fair and say people can't cross such huge tracts of water 'till they've progressed to a certain point.

Your ancestors could have very well made a crossing of the sort you were speaking of durring the last ice age, where the area in question could have mostly been all frozen. Bronze age tech doesn't just allow you bronze weapons, it signifies a point in your development as a nation to a specific amount of technical progress in the way your civilization does business. This is probably the only factor in these matters, mostly because of the fact that the rules are simple, but we have to have something to go by. I would say that travel between the old world and the new world (Unless going around like to greenland) would not be possible untill renaisance.

I do apologise for the inconvenience of this decision on my part, but I feal it's the easiest way to be safe about fairness in these circumstances.

@bunch of letters- Your domestication of animals has so far only added to the quallity of your troops. Should you wish to extend this domestication to your economy that is your decision.

 

[Sheep]

Arab Orders

Expand the economy by building a road network, connecting some of the principal trade cities.
Expand into the remaining parts of the Arab penninsula and the small islands near my territory that I still dont control.
Also try and colonise Socorata (sic) island, off the Horn of Africa.

Start a new wonder... Arabian Coinage system (++economy) General overhaul of trading system, modernising it... Allows for rudimentary banking, coinage and increased trade...... I think you get the idea.

The army that drove the barbarians from the new province in on the Red Sea Coast is to consolidate this turn in peperations for an assault into the Somali territories next turn. If attacked they are to defend the populace and drive off the nomadic barbarian scum. Enslave all barbarans that are captured. Any barbarian women who are captured are to become sex slaves for the soldiers.

 

[Shadowbound]

Kinda odd how 2 jack seems to have disappeared into an pair of armies that were never recruited or used, despite most of my orders being based around them.

 

[Ninja Dude]

Where's my wonder? I had it in my orders.

 

[Masada]

Archaeological and linguistic evidence (Sutton 1994) suggests that several waves of migration came from Eastern Polynesia to New Zealand between AD 800 and 1300. Māori oral history describes the arrival of ancestors from Hawaiki (a mythical homeland in tropical Polynesia) in large ocean-going canoes (waka: see Māori migration canoes). Migration accounts vary among tribes (iwi), whose members may identify with several waka in their genealogies or whakapapa.

No credible evidence exists of human settlement in New Zealand prior to the Polynesian voyagers; on the other hand, compelling evidence from archaeology, linguistics, and physical anthropology indicates that the first settlers came from East Polynesia and became the Māori.

From Wiki, and lets not forget my Ancestors settled the whole of the pacific without metal, pottery or any other niceties (not strictly true, but by the time they got to the Cook Islands, the place of likely de-embarkation, they had no pottery).

From a single chicken bone recovered from the archaeological site of El Arenal-1, on the Arauco Peninsula, Chile, recent research of a radiocarbon date and an ancient DNA sequence indicates that Polynesian navigators also reached the Americas at least 100 years before Europeans, introducing chickens to South America.

They also apparently arrived at South America… and if you want to look at a journey of improbabilities, think of trying to hit Easter Island all the way out to sea as it is and you get the idea of how good a group of navigators they were. It’s also likely that my Ancestors ended up in Australia, turn to early on your nice arc from the cook islands down riding the currents and winds, and you hit Northern Australia. All it takes to get back is a wait, and you can ride the winds back towards New Zealand, you will hit somewhat to the south and on the wrong side of your initial target hitting the North Island south of Lake Taupo and north of Mt Cook on the South Island (giving you the easiest points of reference).

But oh well, waits for Bronze Age

 

[conehead234]

woot upgate

orders and story to come tomorrow... for now some diplo.

To: Germanica
From: Russia

Greetings new neighbor. This delegation arrives with some of Russia's finest furs for the German king to enjoy in the cold Danish winters. We hope to enjoy many a year of peace with your peoples!

to: Russia
from: Germanica
Neighbors, we offer you some of the best German Beer in return.

 

[Icekommander]

Put one jack on another army and one jack on a UU: Wardrumers (Increases effect of other armies in the same battle). And the final jack on science. Attack and claim the barbarians land before looking for someone else to fight. And would you look at that they live in Central AMerica! So after we finish the firsh group of barbs go invade Central AMerica.

 

[Amon Savag]

Kinda odd how 2 jack seems to have disappeared into an pair of armies that were never recruited or used, despite most of my orders being based around them.

Come to think of it... I didn't input ANYTHING for Egypt this update

I've gotta head out for like an hour, and when I get back I'll make sure to fix this error. I truly am sorry... For one reason or another, I skipped over egypt, and I knew I did afterwords, and meant to come back to it but it skipped my mind afterwords... Must have been the hilarious episode of Family Guy I was watching.

 

[DarthNader]

HEY HEY HEY! (Its Fat Albert!) I wants dat Carthage yo! LET THE PUNIC WARS COMMENCE...AFTER I HAVE A DECENT MILITARY!!

When are orders due?