Aussie Classic

[ferenginar]

Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."


The man says: “I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

 

[Bartleby]

You could substitute "Welshman" for Kiwi.

 

[ferenginar]

True, but as I am half Welsh, then I don't think I will, after all it may upset my Pit Pony.

 

[Bartleby]

Ahum.
I'll get me coat.

 

[Aramazd]

What's a kiwi? Anyway it was a good joke.

 

[MjM]

kiwi is a New Zealander. Down with Oztrailia!

 

[BCLG100]

could replace sheep with any other animal and then just change kiwi to 'a man' to make it PC