B03: The Spanish Inquisition
- Thread starter Beorn-eL-Feared
- Start date
madviking
north american scum
Boern's Next
IroquoisPlisken
Brigadier Idiot
Hmm, perhaps we should simply clear out the rest of the continent before focusing on the Americas. There's only England, China, and Japan left. Shouldn't take too long.
Beorn-eL-Feared
Idiot riding pedals
Definitely China first, Japan is weak and can wait.
Got it, probably tomorrow.
Got it, probably tomorrow.
IroquoisPlisken
Brigadier Idiot
Beorn, ya still there? It's been 4 days.
Beorn-eL-Feared
Idiot riding pedals
forgot about that. Playing as I type. Thanks 
Beorn-eL-Feared
Idiot riding pedals
Pre-Turns: Spent an irresponsible lot on rushing junks for us to get a fleet of caravels faster. Army is in good shape
We could seriously use a palace jump, but we'd need a MGL for a good one, and we can't research. God I love this variant
we have a COLONY for IRON
Iron: 11 extras
Give orders to all the CONS on ALL the continent. I intend to clear it off in my set.
T 1.
Take 4 chinese towns, autoraze one.
T 2.
9 to go in China
T 3.
2 MGL: armies of 2 CONS, no more no less (for boat transport before rome gets to research magnetism).
declare on England
T 4.
Take Nottingham and Hastings.
IT:
T 5.
2 chinese 1 english to go
T 6.
All techs and luxes to rome, in case he could be useful in any way.
T 7.
The English are no more
The Chinese are no more
CASH RUSH an ARMY
T 8.
9 Caravels heading west, 2 heading east to Japan.
T 9.
Land in both Japan and America
T 10.
Japan holds the fort, America offers no resistance.
Pope Beorn the Feared dies at age 100, when he fainted after receiving the news that there was STILL a foreign city on his mother continent. He failed to secure it all. God have mercy on his poor soul.
We could seriously use a palace jump, but we'd need a MGL for a good one, and we can't research. God I love this variant
we have a COLONY for IRON
Iron: 11 extras Give orders to all the CONS on ALL the continent. I intend to clear it off in my set.
T 1.
Take 4 chinese towns, autoraze one.
T 2.
9 to go in China
T 3.
2 MGL: armies of 2 CONS, no more no less (for boat transport before rome gets to research magnetism).
declare on England
T 4.
Take Nottingham and Hastings.
IT:
T 5.
2 chinese 1 english to go
T 6.
All techs and luxes to rome, in case he could be useful in any way.
T 7.
The English are no more
The Chinese are no more
CASH RUSH an ARMY
T 8.
9 Caravels heading west, 2 heading east to Japan.
T 9.
Land in both Japan and America
T 10.
Japan holds the fort, America offers no resistance.
Pope Beorn the Feared dies at age 100, when he fainted after receiving the news that there was STILL a foreign city on his mother continent. He failed to secure it all. God have mercy on his poor soul.
Beorn-eL-Feared
Idiot riding pedals
Now guys, I think we'll need to work out an even tougher variant for some next time. This was too easy for Regent, it seems. We must try and find the ultimate variant that is crazy to play, even on Chieftain. That'll be something 
Inquisiting Roster:
- Beorn-eL-Feared VII
- Soul Warrior VII <- Up
- Chunky Kong VII <- On Deck
- IroquoisPlisken VI
- MadViking VI
Inquisiting Roster:
- Beorn-eL-Feared VII
- Soul Warrior VII <- Up
- Chunky Kong VII <- On Deck
- IroquoisPlisken VI
- MadViking VI
soul_warrior
Termite!
got it tonight
soul_warrior
Termite!
well, no need for a specific log, so ill just log the major events.
like this one.
Kholpor is building KT? a pop 1 village? on the other side of the world?
i also rush some 2000g worth of temples and such.
make some settlers to colonize our new lands.
i plan to make this a rather peacefull builder set (exempt are the japs
)
1- rome declares on the Iroquis. Oh, Joy.
Oil Springs is ours with no loss
but that japs offer stiff resistance. they get some breathing room till i rush some CONS.
2- Salamanca is ours.
3- Nagasaki is autorazed.
OUR LAND IS FREE OF FORIEGN INFLUENCES AND BLASPHAMIES
4- Niagra Falls is ours.
5- some aztecs show up from the yanks lands.
sign a RoP with abe.
6- Cattrugas is ours and prompty renamed to Con's Soul.
so is Tonawande.
Muach Chunk is, again, ours. renamed as Munchies Delight
got rid of the greenbacks.
7- appears i was wrong. 3 tomahawk guys and a few clubbers come out of the mist and retake Oil Springs.
it is promptly retaken.
8- ROME gets the SISTINE CHAPEL. very fitting.
i build Badass.
i build Souls Canal in scandinavia.
9- build Finger of God.
St Regis is ours.
10- Iroquis and Rome sign peace. redeclare.
Build Sand Trap in africa.
Build Jaen in N America.
Take Tamuin.
Centralia is autorazed and gives birth to Soul' in da Jailhouse.
i take an extra turn to even it out.
11- Build Palma de Chicago.
i took care of a few Aztecs, so none should be coming too soon from the American borders.
i have a musket in japan. i didnt see any action yet, and can be disbanded.
a few units are on goto orders (mainly cons to japan area or toward boat area.
that leader i got is on the north of america. make one more army?
we have a redlined army resting.
spent zillions of $ on temples (like 4500g in my set) do it. it will shorten the game and its not that we need the money...
like this one.
Kholpor is building KT? a pop 1 village? on the other side of the world?
i also rush some 2000g worth of temples and such.
make some settlers to colonize our new lands.
i plan to make this a rather peacefull builder set (exempt are the japs
)1- rome declares on the Iroquis. Oh, Joy.
Oil Springs is ours with no loss
but that japs offer stiff resistance. they get some breathing room till i rush some CONS.
2- Salamanca is ours.
3- Nagasaki is autorazed.
OUR LAND IS FREE OF FORIEGN INFLUENCES AND BLASPHAMIES
4- Niagra Falls is ours.
5- some aztecs show up from the yanks lands.
sign a RoP with abe.
6- Cattrugas is ours and prompty renamed to Con's Soul.
so is Tonawande.
Muach Chunk is, again, ours. renamed as Munchies Delight
got rid of the greenbacks.
7- appears i was wrong. 3 tomahawk guys and a few clubbers come out of the mist and retake Oil Springs.
it is promptly retaken.
8- ROME gets the SISTINE CHAPEL. very fitting.
i build Badass.
i build Souls Canal in scandinavia.
9- build Finger of God.
St Regis is ours.
10- Iroquis and Rome sign peace. redeclare.
Build Sand Trap in africa.
Build Jaen in N America.
Take Tamuin.
Centralia is autorazed and gives birth to Soul' in da Jailhouse.
i take an extra turn to even it out.
11- Build Palma de Chicago.
i took care of a few Aztecs, so none should be coming too soon from the American borders.
i have a musket in japan. i didnt see any action yet, and can be disbanded.
a few units are on goto orders (mainly cons to japan area or toward boat area.
that leader i got is on the north of america. make one more army?
we have a redlined army resting.
spent zillions of $ on temples (like 4500g in my set) do it. it will shorten the game and its not that we need the money...
soul_warrior
Termite!
Inquisiting Roster:
- Beorn-eL-Feared VII
- Soul Warrior VII <- just spend a cofferload of cash on temples
- Chunky Kong VII <- are you there? or UP <---------------------------
- IroquoisPlisken VI <- alternate UP, if chunky doesnt post a GOT it in 12 hours
- MadViking VI
lets finish this already, ok?
- Beorn-eL-Feared VII
- Soul Warrior VII <- just spend a cofferload of cash on temples
- Chunky Kong VII <- are you there? or UP <---------------------------
- IroquoisPlisken VI <- alternate UP, if chunky doesnt post a GOT it in 12 hours
- MadViking VI
lets finish this already, ok?
Beorn-eL-Feared
Idiot riding pedals
Couldn't have said it better, for the roster.
Also,
Also,
SW said:
IroquoisPlisken
Brigadier Idiot
I guess I'm up. I'll play today.
madviking
north american scum
What happened to Chunky???
IroquoisPlisken
Brigadier Idiot
His profile says he was last on on...June 29th. 
Computer troubles, possibly.
Computer troubles, possibly.
Beorn-eL-Feared
Idiot riding pedals
Indeed. Not that we're all too used to hearing from him Nice guy, just a bit silent 
I'll revert back to the old roster when he's shown activity. For now IP up MV on deck
Nice guy, just a bit silent I'll revert back to the old roster when he's shown activity. For now IP up MV on deck
soul_warrior
Termite!
i think maybe Chunky was offended by what we did to the Euroasian plateau
IroquoisPlisken
Brigadier Idiot
Pre-turn Unload 3 conqs by New York
oh, I was thinking we were at war with America
Rush a lib in Jamaica.
IBT An Aztec MDI kills one of the conqs I landed by New York oops.
1210 (1) Hmm, what to do with this leader. Army or Pentagon? Well, the Pentagon will only take 4 more turns in Madrid, but so will an army Id rather have another army now than an extra slot in our 5 armies, though. An army it is. Load Soul in da Jailhouse and a vet conq into it.
Lose a conq capturing Teayo. Capture Texcoco, but redline two other armies and leave a redlined conq out in the open to die
Lose 4 conqs killing one stubborn spear in Tokyo.
IBT Rome declares on the Aztecs and begin work on Leos. They then lose Vitcos (next to Jamaica). They may be able to take it back next turn. Theres just a wounded sword in the city, but the Romans have just a longbow to attack with.
The resistances in Texcoco and Tokyo end.
1220 (2) Take 1 loss capturing Kyoto. Found Teruel. On second thought, I think Id rather have another army than the Pentagon.
IBT Aztecs ask for peace. Lose 2 conqs to Aztec counterattacks. Romans recapture Vitcos. 
Rome declares on the Japanese.
America completes Knights Templar in New York. Good, that will be one of the first cities we capture.
1230 (3) Capture Tula. Kill some Aztec and Japanese units and capture a Japanese worker.
Capture Teotihuacan, redlining 2 armies again. Were facing pikes now, which are tough even for armies.
Rush some temples.
IBT Iroquois beg for peace. No actually, I dont even know where they are. Ah, settler on a boat.
Resistances in Teotihuacan and Kyoto end.
1240 (4) Capture Osaka without loss. Capture Cempoala without loss. Its on the tip of the Alaskan Peninsula
The attack on Chalco doesnt go well. The first conq is redlined but wins. The second dies redlining the LAST spear in the city. -_-
1250 (5) Madrid finishes an army ->Pentagon. Bearish Magellans->conq.
Capture Edo, losing 3 conqs. That takes care of the Japanese main island. Theres still 2 1-tile islands and 2 other cities on an island in the Philippines.
Capture Tenochtitlan without redlining any armies!
Capture Xochicalco, losing 2 conqs, redlining 2, and getting 1 Elite.
Found Almeria ->spear.
I only played 5 turns because just these took nearly 2 hours. I don't know how SW lasted through 11 turns.
I suggest splitting the armies up now. Two head north to take out the remaining Aztec cities there, and the other two head south to finish off the Aztecs and Incans. Either that or concentrate on Abe.
Theres a caravel off the coast of Tonawanda with 2 conqs. They can take Chalco on the island to the north.
Oh, and remind me again how we plan on capturing those 1-tile island cities.
Were at 47% land, so keep an eye on that.
There's an army in a caravel off the coast of Madrid. Also, why didn't Magellan's give another movement point to our caravels?
Pope Plisken VI died of stress. How many kings can you name that ruled for 50 years, constantly having to deal with wars?
IBT An Aztec MDI kills one of the conqs I landed by New York oops.
1210 (1) Hmm, what to do with this leader. Army or Pentagon? Well, the Pentagon will only take 4 more turns in Madrid, but so will an army Id rather have another army now than an extra slot in our 5 armies, though. An army it is. Load Soul in da Jailhouse and a vet conq into it.
Lose a conq capturing Teayo. Capture Texcoco, but redline two other armies and leave a redlined conq out in the open to die
Lose 4 conqs killing one stubborn spear in Tokyo.
IBT Rome declares on the Aztecs and begin work on Leos. They then lose Vitcos (next to Jamaica). They may be able to take it back next turn. Theres just a wounded sword in the city, but the Romans have just a longbow to attack with.
The resistances in Texcoco and Tokyo end.
1220 (2) Take 1 loss capturing Kyoto. Found Teruel. On second thought, I think Id rather have another army than the Pentagon.
IBT Aztecs ask for peace.
Lose 2 conqs to Aztec counterattacks. Romans recapture Vitcos. Rome declares on the Japanese.
America completes Knights Templar in New York. Good, that will be one of the first cities we capture.
1230 (3) Capture Tula. Kill some Aztec and Japanese units and capture a Japanese worker.
Capture Teotihuacan, redlining 2 armies again. Were facing pikes now, which are tough even for armies.
Rush some temples.
IBT Iroquois beg for peace. No actually, I dont even know where they are. Ah, settler on a boat.
Resistances in Teotihuacan and Kyoto end.
1240 (4) Capture Osaka without loss. Capture Cempoala without loss. Its on the tip of the Alaskan Peninsula
The attack on Chalco doesnt go well. The first conq is redlined but wins. The second dies redlining the LAST spear in the city. -_-
1250 (5) Madrid finishes an army ->Pentagon. Bearish Magellans->conq.
Capture Edo, losing 3 conqs. That takes care of the Japanese main island. Theres still 2 1-tile islands and 2 other cities on an island in the Philippines.
Capture Tenochtitlan without redlining any armies!
Capture Xochicalco, losing 2 conqs, redlining 2, and getting 1 Elite.
Found Almeria ->spear.
I only played 5 turns because just these took nearly 2 hours. I don't know how SW lasted through 11 turns.
I suggest splitting the armies up now. Two head north to take out the remaining Aztec cities there, and the other two head south to finish off the Aztecs and Incans. Either that or concentrate on Abe.
Theres a caravel off the coast of Tonawanda with 2 conqs. They can take Chalco on the island to the north.
Oh, and remind me again how we plan on capturing those 1-tile island cities.
Were at 47% land, so keep an eye on that.
There's an army in a caravel off the coast of Madrid. Also, why didn't Magellan's give another movement point to our caravels?
Pope Plisken VI died of stress. How many kings can you name that ruled for 50 years, constantly having to deal with wars?
madviking
north american scum
Got it....
Play tomorrow or today...
Play tomorrow or today...
soul_warrior
Termite!
let me refer you to this - barbslinger's rules of drinking and civingIroP said:
i used about 30 swigs, a couple of Guzzles and a few "Sneak Attacks"
not that your allowed any of these yet, but youll grow into it one day...
trust me.
you will.
and back to business
i would keep some blocking troops in the south, finish Abe off, with everything we have then head south for the summer.
