soul_warrior said:
Feche' la mouche'!!! means Fetch the Cow!!!. famous quote from one of the more Idiotic movies i have even seen.
which is Monty Python's Holy Grail.
if you havent watched it yet, do it! soon! its a prerequisite (here, i just learnt a new word) for the Academy
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
I have the DVD, I must watch it again and look for Feche la mouche. I hope to see Bella screaming "It's only a flesh wound" sometime soon.
Bella's a witch, therefore turnlog numbered in Hex
(1) 1725 BC: Soulfood storage built, starts on a pleb
(2) We learn to write, but choose not to share the knowledge. After all, we don't want Bella reading our love-letters until we've perfected them. In the interests of better love letters, we will attempt to learn to philosophise next.
(4) Abe orders Hans out of his country. Bedlam (home of the psychos) is founded, Idiot academy disgorges another graduate (settler), and the entire population is told to entertain themselves, as lux rate goes to 0.
(6) 1600 BC: Curragh sinks barbie's pleasure galley, and is christined "Emden"
(7) Hans has no friends, as Bella also declares him persona non grata
(8) Myxamatosis (Bunny Dyes - bad pun.

) founded
(B) 1475 BC: The Emden goes to a watery grave, and Bella seems to have figured out the sort of idiots she's dealing with, and tries to explain things in a way we can understand:
(C) Hans booted by Bella again
(D) Sanaberg founded
(E) 1400 BC: We learn to philosophise, and since Bella taught us about 'borders', we'll teach her stuff too. Enter the big picture, we trade Writing to Abe for Iron working, the wheel & 50 gold, Writing to Bella for C Burial & 110 gold, Philo to Bella for Mysticism & 20 gold, and Mysticism & Philo to Abe for Maths. For learning so well, we get a lego set for a present, and learn to construct things.
(F) Bella beats us to a nest of barbies to our south.
Learning the wheel and iron accomplished one of our major goals:
2 iron & 2 horses, there's a settler wandering around dazed, I was planning to have him beach with the whales by the red dot.
I have a couple of requests: Can we please build a trojan bunny? And/or demand that Bella produce a shrubbery? This thread deserves random python quotes too. "Judean People's Front?! We're the People's Front of Judea"
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