@SW: Leo's would sound good. Bach and Sistine are off-variant. Sun Tzu would be wasted imo too, I just wanted to point out the "..." 'ness of our choice. Smith, Coper and Magellan can be useful later on, but we'll have had time to plan prebuilds by then.
Now the turns:
Pre-Turns: Fence climber neck stretcher annoyance maker Spanish neighbors spotted at Sanaberg. This cannot go on. The spanish are reputed over the known world as annoying neighbors who come and sniff sniffin our affairs. Our affairs being quite large affairs, as is widely recognized by ourselves, we cannot allow this to continue. SHE SHALL NOT SNIFFIN THE SOUP OF THE ACADEMY !
Meanwhile, I notice Abe has no horses, so I offer him HBR for his 58 gold. That's one sword alright.
Proceed to enlist a cadet crew to clean the academy's wall. It still has that "give peace a chance" some illuminated (and fired) cadet wrote back in da day. Cleanup crew shall proceed with mop, broom and catapults to clean up the wall.
Then I issue a formal plaint to Isabella's neighbor-annoyance-plaint-department, which must make nearly for half of her capital in Madrid. She accepts to go to war.
T 1.
Soul's food Sword-Settler (for Zara)
Sanaberg sword-sword
upgrade our 3 reg warriors that are near the front. First breach through their warriors was pretty darn successful: lost 1hp gained 2 elites.
T 2.
AK's oasis curragh-lib
B's IA sword-horse
Flooded desert work-work
Notice we have a 2-headed worker. DAMN ! is he badly dressed. He looks like he borrowed a kilt off a Scot who's spent the last 5 years in a sulfurours but humid cave during the last 5 years with but that rag on him. He is sent north to road the way into spain. Hope that he will scare the ladies.
T 3.
On that one night, the Corporal awakens. He is having visions. He saw a blonde babe which, he insists, came out of the F4 screen. We are still working on this part of the mumbling. The other part is the one where he told: That blonde bikini babe (who was, very misfortunately, hidden behind a brown rectangular board (we are also working on the origins of that cursed bikini-hiding board)) told us that the french's existence was, indeed, wrong in nature. Nature took care of it, and there are apparently no more frenchs. We are finally working on the meaning of what "being french" means.
The spanish babes definitely know how to build walls, and our stone throwers have not gotten through one yet. However, the idiots we sent to climb the walls apparently did not fall from it. In fact, they all pretty much look like they've had a good time climbing. Some of them even developped a special keenness for falling down walls.
Zara fell, no loss, 4 elites up the front [9-0]
Their grandpa the sailor did not get the same luck however. He barely made it off the coast before sharks got him.
T 4.
Spain sent some babes towards us, but we were ready. I can still hear the "cough brrrrghm gaaaaaarrglll" it made when we greeted them. Some of us fell, but the way is clearer and clearer every morning [16-2]. Both deaths were reg.
I've ordered some of the troops south of the rockies to move, so that the veterans could move to the front while spears were kept around where they are not needed.
The turns have been miscounted somewhere. Put that on my file at the academy, the one with a pending bear avatar on it. I feel like making a new one that actually is a bear, like the former ones.
(15)-Viper275
(15)-MeteorPunch
(15)-sanabas
(15)-Soul_Warrior
(15)-Khan_Asparuh
(25)-Beorn
10 turns to anyone.
, but that's just from a handful of shots.
