Riflin'Joe
Prince
"So here's the deal: You have to play this guy who has the two best early-game traits in the game."
"Great!"
"You'll have cheap libraries, granaries and workers."
"Awesome!"
"You get a UB which gives you extra food."
"Fantastic!"
"Your starting techs aren't the best, but not too bad. Your UU is pretty awful, though."
"Well, hey, you can't have everything! Sign me up!"
"And for the next few hours you also have to imagine you're an ugly old freak who looks like he comes from another planet."
"Errr.... ummmm.... perhaps I'll just play Washington instead?"
"Great!"
"You'll have cheap libraries, granaries and workers."
"Awesome!"
"You get a UB which gives you extra food."
"Fantastic!"
"Your starting techs aren't the best, but not too bad. Your UU is pretty awful, though."
"Well, hey, you can't have everything! Sign me up!"
"And for the next few hours you also have to imagine you're an ugly old freak who looks like he comes from another planet."
"Errr.... ummmm.... perhaps I'll just play Washington instead?"