Breaking Development
Sofia, Bulgaria
To: The World
From: The Transitional Authority of the State of Bulgaria
Thank you, all of you, for your support and your well-wishes in this time of crisis. After much negotiation, and picking up the pieces of the old regime, we are quite proud to announce the formation of a new and sovereign government of the Bulgarian people. Since the incident last year, many have questioned as to the fate of Bulgaria. Well, my friends, let me confidently tell you that Bulgaria's future is now in good hands. Last year, it became clear, to a small but dedicated group of individuals, that the royal Bulgarian government had been involved in crimes too numerous to count. These racketeers, low-lifes, and brigands were the source of no shortage of troubles in mother Bulgaria, and our country was all the poorer for them.
At last, our friends in the Sublime State could suffer the injustices perpetuated by these criminals no longer. It is true that a conspiracy to undermine and destroy the Sublime State was rife in the old government, and manifested in the many under-handed tactics they employed to this end. So grievous was the insult that the Sublime State had no choice but to topple the corrupt regime once and for all. For this service, we thank them, as they have unmistakably freed our country from the shackles of vice and corruption. And now, with the assistance of our friends in the Sublime State, we do establish and ordain this new, independent government of the Bulgarian people. There is no need for any further violence: our primary objective is an end to the violence that has been widespread since the incident.
Furthermore, we would like to declare our intentions to work closely with the Sublime State in the coming years. In the event that the international community would like impartial observers to help manage the Transitional Authority's resumption of control in Bulgaria, we would like to invite the United Kingdom and the United States to employ resources to this effect. However, we must insist that we will be party to no international agreement that forbids our interaction with the Sublime State, as we consider them friends and allies, and it should be we Bulgarians who decide who may stay and who must go.
Thanks to the grace and wisdom of our friends in the Sublime State, we are confident that the Bulgarian nation will thrive under our leadership as we work ever towards the goal of universal accord and international brotherhood.
As one final caution, we would like to warn the world about the existence of a terrorist organization, one which calls itself only the Resistance, which rejects our government. These fools are the final relics of the old and corrupt government, and we will not brook their insubordination nor tolerate any international support or approval of the same.
Bulgaria shall prevail.
Signed,
Ivaylo Zlatkov, Admin-General of the Transitional Authority