MTB4884
Emperor
October 10, 910 AD
INN Studios
Berlin, Germany
5:15 p.m.
Military Minister Hans von Landscheid squared his shoulders as he walked into the Imperial News Network building, followed by two Imperial Guardsmen. I remember when I used to think newspaper interviews were difficult! An INN functionary was waiting for him. Welcome, Minister. I am Axel Schmidt. If you will follow me, please? The little party walked into a small room with a table. Two microphones were on the far end of the table.
Herr Schmidt, how is this going to work? Where is the microphone for Herr Grunewald?
It is quite simple, Minister. Herr Schmidt pointed to a large speaker overhead, which the Minister had not noticed before. All you need to do is sit down behind the microphone and wait for the proper questions. We will be able to hear everything, and of course Herr Grunewald can hear your replies once this switch is thrown. This will prevent any further...er..incidents with the stage makeup.
And a good thing too. I'd rather serve in combat than go through that again. At least in combat a man has a fighting chance against his enemy. The Minister paused for a moment. Let us proceed, then.
Of course, Minister. It will be another ten minutes or so before you are on. The time passed slowly, but finally the familiar bombastic fanfare came over the speaker. Welcome again to another edition of Face the Empire! Tonight we have as our guest Military Minister Hans von Landscheid, coming to you live via radio. Are you there, Minister?
I am here, Herr Grunewald, replied the Minister. It is rather odd to be interviewed by a man whom I cannot see!
Excellent, Minister, said the disembodied voice of the radio host. I was rather hoping that you could tell us a little about the progress in the Turkish War.
I must be rather careful in what I say, of course, Herr Grunewald. I can say that our forces are gaining ground against the Turkish enemy on multiple fronts. We have significant advantages in both numbers and firepower of various sorts, and we shall continue the fight for as long as it takes.
And what of the continuing activities of the Sultan, Minister? Can you speak of that for our viewers and listeners?
Hardball, then. The Sultan no longer has the forces to mount an effective counterattack against us, Herr Grunewald. Instead, he has fled from Samarkand, from Bukhara, and most recently from Kerki as our forces took each of these cities, and many others, in battle.
Minister, can you tell us how long it will take to catch the Sultan?
Herr Grunewald, the art of warfare is not as precise as a railroad timetable. I think I can safely say, however, that the war is in its final stages. Chancellor Bismarck himself has said on multiple occasions that the war shall continue until the evil Sultan Kassim is either dead or a prisoner awaiting proper German justice. I can also say that the Military Ministry fully supports this goal.
I'm sure we all sleep the sounder knowing that our forces are prevailing in the ongoing Turkish War, Minister. We have suffered quite a few casualties, however, and that worries a good many people in the Empire.
Not this again! The loss of a single soldier of the Empire is to be regretted, Herr Grunewald. However, we are fighting a dangerous foe, and casualties are inevitable. I should say that we at the Ministry estimate that the Turks have lost well over a hundred divisions as the Empire have taken city after city in battle.
A good point, Minister. To change the subject a little, could you perhaps tell our listeners about rumors of further Turkish spies in the Empire?
They are but rumors, Herr Grunewald, was the calm reply. We have no specific evidence that any Turkish espionage is occurring within the Empire, though we remain vigilant for obvious reasons. Fictional television and radio shows to the contrary, such as those of the great Meister Sondheim, are not necessarily accurate.
I see. Finally, Minister, do you think a peaceful resolution to the war is possible?
That decision is not in my hands, Herr Grunewald. I can say that there will be peace, but it shall be on the Empire's terms, and not those of the enemy. We will all be safer once the Turkish war machine is destroyed forever.
We shall support you in your glorious task, then, Minister. Thank you for coming on the program this evening.
My pleasure, Herr Grunewald. With that the INN staffer flipped the switch, and the audio feed ended abruptly. You see, Minister, all went exactly as we had expected.
I suppose so, Herr Schmidt. The Minister made certain his microphone was off before he continued, At least I was not asked when and where our troops will strike next. It always amazes me that I have to tell the media that foolishly releasing such information is useful to the enemy.
Herr Grunewald has learned from his earlier mistakes, Minister, replied Herr Schmidt.
He is a wise man, then. Until the next interview, then, Herr Schmidt.
Until then, Minister.
INN Studios
Berlin, Germany
5:15 p.m.
Military Minister Hans von Landscheid squared his shoulders as he walked into the Imperial News Network building, followed by two Imperial Guardsmen. I remember when I used to think newspaper interviews were difficult! An INN functionary was waiting for him. Welcome, Minister. I am Axel Schmidt. If you will follow me, please? The little party walked into a small room with a table. Two microphones were on the far end of the table.
Herr Schmidt, how is this going to work? Where is the microphone for Herr Grunewald?
It is quite simple, Minister. Herr Schmidt pointed to a large speaker overhead, which the Minister had not noticed before. All you need to do is sit down behind the microphone and wait for the proper questions. We will be able to hear everything, and of course Herr Grunewald can hear your replies once this switch is thrown. This will prevent any further...er..incidents with the stage makeup.
And a good thing too. I'd rather serve in combat than go through that again. At least in combat a man has a fighting chance against his enemy. The Minister paused for a moment. Let us proceed, then.
Of course, Minister. It will be another ten minutes or so before you are on. The time passed slowly, but finally the familiar bombastic fanfare came over the speaker. Welcome again to another edition of Face the Empire! Tonight we have as our guest Military Minister Hans von Landscheid, coming to you live via radio. Are you there, Minister?
I am here, Herr Grunewald, replied the Minister. It is rather odd to be interviewed by a man whom I cannot see!
Excellent, Minister, said the disembodied voice of the radio host. I was rather hoping that you could tell us a little about the progress in the Turkish War.
I must be rather careful in what I say, of course, Herr Grunewald. I can say that our forces are gaining ground against the Turkish enemy on multiple fronts. We have significant advantages in both numbers and firepower of various sorts, and we shall continue the fight for as long as it takes.
And what of the continuing activities of the Sultan, Minister? Can you speak of that for our viewers and listeners?
Hardball, then. The Sultan no longer has the forces to mount an effective counterattack against us, Herr Grunewald. Instead, he has fled from Samarkand, from Bukhara, and most recently from Kerki as our forces took each of these cities, and many others, in battle.
Minister, can you tell us how long it will take to catch the Sultan?
Herr Grunewald, the art of warfare is not as precise as a railroad timetable. I think I can safely say, however, that the war is in its final stages. Chancellor Bismarck himself has said on multiple occasions that the war shall continue until the evil Sultan Kassim is either dead or a prisoner awaiting proper German justice. I can also say that the Military Ministry fully supports this goal.
I'm sure we all sleep the sounder knowing that our forces are prevailing in the ongoing Turkish War, Minister. We have suffered quite a few casualties, however, and that worries a good many people in the Empire.
Not this again! The loss of a single soldier of the Empire is to be regretted, Herr Grunewald. However, we are fighting a dangerous foe, and casualties are inevitable. I should say that we at the Ministry estimate that the Turks have lost well over a hundred divisions as the Empire have taken city after city in battle.
A good point, Minister. To change the subject a little, could you perhaps tell our listeners about rumors of further Turkish spies in the Empire?
They are but rumors, Herr Grunewald, was the calm reply. We have no specific evidence that any Turkish espionage is occurring within the Empire, though we remain vigilant for obvious reasons. Fictional television and radio shows to the contrary, such as those of the great Meister Sondheim, are not necessarily accurate.
I see. Finally, Minister, do you think a peaceful resolution to the war is possible?
That decision is not in my hands, Herr Grunewald. I can say that there will be peace, but it shall be on the Empire's terms, and not those of the enemy. We will all be safer once the Turkish war machine is destroyed forever.
We shall support you in your glorious task, then, Minister. Thank you for coming on the program this evening.
My pleasure, Herr Grunewald. With that the INN staffer flipped the switch, and the audio feed ended abruptly. You see, Minister, all went exactly as we had expected.
I suppose so, Herr Schmidt. The Minister made certain his microphone was off before he continued, At least I was not asked when and where our troops will strike next. It always amazes me that I have to tell the media that foolishly releasing such information is useful to the enemy.
Herr Grunewald has learned from his earlier mistakes, Minister, replied Herr Schmidt.
He is a wise man, then. Until the next interview, then, Herr Schmidt.
Until then, Minister.