jesusin, contender. Goal: fastest diplomatic (UN) victory.
The plan:
Fast research, lots of cottages in cap, bureaucracy, maybe worker steal, CS sling for sure, early Acad, a GE somehow!!! Make friends. Maybe kill 1 AI early. Lots of GS to bulb. Oxford.
First steps:
Warrior NW then N to discard that 2N is better than 1NE. Settled 1NE.
Builds: Warrior(incomplete)-Worker-3xWarrior-Settler-Warrior-Worker.
Choosing warrior first in order to get 4

and benefit from the bonus on workers instead of directly worler first was hard. Worker first would have Warrior 1 turn sooner, 3 more workerturns, but -11f and -2h at T30.
Research: AH-Mining-Wheel-Pott-Writting-Myst-Medi-PH-Alpha-CoL from Oracle.
I chickened out about CS sling. Without a good commerce tile, it looked too risky.
I considered and rejected MC from Oracle too. CoL from Oracle while researching Alpha would give me BW for free and first border pop for free.
Exploration: Boudica borders expanded, so I renounced to worker-stealing her.
Settling:
capital 1NE
rice+pigs+wines+horses
gems+corn+banana+river
cow+corn+river (all 4 before 1000BC)
2gems+rice+cows+banana
corn+cow+copper+coast (with athens, 7 before 1AD)
corn+sheep+stone+river
Relevant dates:
First cottage 2520BC.
Horses connected 1200BC.
Oracle 1080BC.
Alpha 900BC.
Academy 750BC.
Bureaucracy 125BC.
My HA have killed Alex 75BC.
HR+Pacifism 225AD.
hindu 325AD.
Barb Galley disturbs Athens the turn I am about to hire 7 scientists.
Stats:
1000BC: 4cities, 13pop, 3wor, 5War, Cha. Horses. 0Lux, 3health. 0GP, 1WW, 0NW. fpc=34-15-53, 25 sust bpt, 17cpt, 9GPPpt, 25g. Monu. 1Relig mine. 3/9 cottages used. 11Techs: almost Alpha, Mining, PH,CoL, AH, Pott, Wri. 2.5 hours.
1AD: 7cities, 35pop, 9wor, 6War, 7HA, 2Cha. Iron, Horses. 1Lux, 5health. 1GP, 1WW, 0NW. fpc=109,51,131; 74sust bpt, 37cpt, 2GPPpt, 33g. 3Relig 1mine. 5Gra, Lib, 5Monu, lh, Barr, Acad. 11/20cottages used. 23Tech: Alpha, IW, CS, Curr, Monar. 1civs killed. 6hours.
500AD: 8 cities, fpg=184,73,181; 30/37 cottages used, 40GPPpt.