azzaman333
meh
Ever seen a ninja with a beard? I know i havent.
Can chuck Norris be considered a Ninja?
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Perfection
The Great Head.
Some ninjas can't act...Zarn said:
That's a movie, silly.SoCalian said:
In the civil war the antropomorphic GDRs fought each other.
I have.azzaman333 said:
Jawz II
Oh Dear
again, i see much much ignorance about the marshal arts and the practioners of it!!!
the only white ninja there has ever been, was chris farley, and he is dead now (RIP)
BRUCE LEE on the other hand most defenitly was a ninja
the only white ninja there has ever been, was chris farley, and he is dead now (RIP)
BRUCE LEE on the other hand most defenitly was a ninja
blackheart
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azzaman333 said:
Well you can't really tell since they cover up their faces and all. Ever seen a ninja without their faces covered? I know I haven't.
Perfection
The Great Head.
I have, ninjas never reveal there face to anyone, not even hot chicks.blackheart said:
To see the face of a ninja you must defeat him in battle.
Zarn
Le Républicain Catholique
Perfection said:
Chris Farley and Chris Rock always reveal their faces. Farley was a ninja, and Rock is a ninja (the only apostle that is also a ninja).
nonconformist
Miserable
Maybe Ninjas are all hot women, and that's why they get owned by Chuck Norris?
Fallen Angel Lord said:
Wrong, wrong and wrong.
A roundhouse kick is just another way of fighting with your feet. Ninjas tended to use short swords, and like spies (or Navy Seals), would not make a scene of themselves. (That includes roundhouse kicking - a high energy move as it involves torque, and spinning)
The purpose of a ninja was assissination (not just "flip out and kill people") and sabotage. They'd sneak through a castle at night, do their deed, and quickly leave. Sometimes, they might not even use a sword. They might use a poison. I saw one espisode on TV where they showed that a ninja watched what a nobleman did every morning, which was smell his flowers. So, the ninja put poison in the flowers, as that was a 'weakness' that could be exploited without drawing attention to the ninja.
In fact, they don't always wear black. They may disguise themselves as gardeners (the hoe, or scissors - 2 sickles together) would be their weapons). They'd blend right in.
Jumping all around, grunting, and shouting not only brings attention to ones self, but also uses up a lot of the energy that a ninja would need to escape. So no, he wouldn't be a ninja.
blackheart
unenlightened
Chieftess said:
You're wrong. He wouldn't be an AWESOME ninja with REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
nonconformist
Miserable
The real question is "Could Chuck Norris beat Sammo Hung in hand to hand combat?"
Lozzy_Ozzy
Rapture
Chieftess said:
Actually, they hardly ever wore black at all.
Dark gray is preferable as the night sky is never pure black, so when seen (either normally or on the horizon) the black would stand out more.
Abaddon
Deity
Who IS chuck? Can someone serve up a picture of him please?
Archbob
Ancient CFC Guardian
nonconformist said:The real question is "Could Chuck Norris beat Sammo Hung in hand to hand combat?"
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick him back into the last century.
Abaddon
Deity
NO WAY! Sammo would swifty avoid the kick!
blackheart
unenlightened
slozenger said:
You are a sad sad person to not have seen Chuck Norris in his glory.
Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
I'm a sad sad person. I never heard of him.
blackheart
unenlightened
Chukchi Husky said:
Just because you are, I will serve up more Chuck.
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