CFC Pick'em Funtimes 2019-2020

[KMRblue1027]

GB does not cover

 

[rah]

Philadelphia @ Green Bay, Green Bay by 4 Packers cover and happy they lost

Sunday, 9/30
Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Giants by 3 Redskins win (edited cover for clarity)
Kansas City @ Detroit, Kansas City by 6.5 Chiefs cover
Tennessee @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4 Falcons cover
Cleveland @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 7 Ravens don’t cover
Oakland @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 7 Colts cover
New England @ Buffalo, New England by 7 Patriots cover
Carolina @ Houston, Houston by 4.5 Texans cover
L.A. Chargers @ Miami, Chargers by 16 Chargers cover
Tampa Bay @ L.A. Rams, Rams by 10 Rams don't cover
Seattle @ Arizona, Seattle by 5 Seahawks cover
Minnesota @ Chicago, Chicago by 2.5 Bears cover
Jacksonville @ Denver, Denver by 3 Jags win
Dallas @ New Orleans, Dallas by 2.5 Cowboys cover

Monday, 9/31
Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 4 Steelers cover

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Birds win.

Sunday, 9/29
Washington wins Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Giants by 3
Chiefs cover Kansas City @ Detroit, Kansas City by 6.5
Falcons cover Tennessee @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4
Browns win Cleveland @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 7
Colts cover Oakland @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 7
Cheatriots DNC New England @ Buffalo, New England by 7
Texans cover Carolina @ Houston, Houston by 4.5
Chargers DNC L.A. Chargers @ Miami, Chargers by 16
Rams DNC Tampa Bay @ L.A. Rams, Rams by 10
Squawks cover Seattle @ Arizona, Seattle by 5
Vikings win Minnesota @ Chicago, Chicago by 2.5
Broncos cover Jacksonville @ Denver, Denver by 3
Saints win Dallas @ New Orleans, Dallas by 2.5

Monday, 9/30
Steelers cover Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 4

 

[KMRblue1027]

Thursday, 9/26
Philadelphia @ Green Bay, Green Bay by 4 Shouldn't have bet against my own team lol

Sunday, 9/29
Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Giants by 3 NY covers
Kansas City @ Detroit, Kansas City by 6.5 KC covers
Tennessee @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4 Atlanta covers
Cleveland @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 7 Baltimore covers
Oakland @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 7 Indy covers
New England @ Buffalo, New England by 7 Buffalo outright (ballsy pick of the week)
Carolina @ Houston, Houston by 4.5 Houston covers
L.A. Chargers @ Miami, Chargers by 16 LA covers
Tampa Bay @ L.A. Rams, Rams by 10 LA does not cover
Seattle @ Arizona, Seattle by 5 Seattle covers
Minnesota @ Chicago, Chicago by 2.5 Minn wins
Jacksonville @ Denver, Denver by 3 Denver covers
Dallas @ New Orleans, Dallas by 2.5 NO outright (I know DB is out by it's in the damn Superdome, NO just doesn't lose there)

Monday, 9/30
Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 4 Pitt covers

 

[Serutan]

Thursday, 9/26
Meh.

Sunday, 9/29
Giants
Chiefs
Falcons
Nevermores
Colts dnc
Flying Elvii
Panthers outright
Chargers
Rams
Seattle dnc
Vikings outright
Jax outright
Saints outright
Pittsburgh dnc

 

[Light Cleric]

Thursday, 9/26
Philadelphia @ Green Bay, Green Bay by 4 Picked Packers to cover

Sunday, 9/29
Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Giants by 3 Giants cover
Kansas City @ Detroit, Kansas City by 6.5 Chiefs cover
Tennessee @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4 Falcons cover
Cleveland @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 7 Ravens cover
Oakland @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 7 Colts cover
New England @ Buffalo, New England by 7 Patriots cover - Side bet: Over/under 0.5 dildos hurled onto field: Over
Carolina @ Houston, Houston by 4.5 Texans cover
L.A. Chargers @ Miami, Chargers by 16 Chargers cover
Tampa Bay @ L.A. Rams, Rams by 10 Rams cover
Seattle @ Arizona, Seattle by 5 Seahawks cover
Minnesota @ Chicago, Chicago by 2.5 Bears cover
Jacksonville @ Denver, Denver by 3 Gardener Beowulf Minshew II wins
Dallas @ New Orleans, Dallas by 2.5 Saints win

Monday, 9/30
Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 4 Steelers cover

 

[Serutan]

Psi. It's interesting how Cincy and Miami seem to be going in different directions - Cincy is less competitive by the game, and Miami more so (highly relative, of course).

 

[Sommerswerd]

Cincy and Miami suck donkey balls and need to be relocated overseas. No further analysis needed.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Cincy and Miami suck donkey balls and need to be relocated overseas. No further analysis needed.

And yet either or both of them might be better than Washington. Too early to tell.

 

[schlaufuchs]

Week 4 Results

Standings Entering Week 5

 

[schlaufuchs]

Week 5 Spreads

Thursday, 10/3
L.A. Rams @ Seattle, Seattle by 1.5

Sunday, 10/6
N.Y. Jets @ Philadelphia, Philadelphia by 13.5
Jacksonville @ Carolina, Carolina by 3.5
Minnesota @ N.Y. Giants, Minnesota by 5.5
Atlanta @ Houston, Houston by 5
Tampa Bay @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 3
Buffalo @ Tennessee, Tennessee by 3
Arizona @ Cincinnati, Cincinnati by 3.5
New England @ Washington, New England by 15.5
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh, Baltimore by 3.5
Chicago @ Oakland, Chicago by 5
Denver @ L.A. Chargers, Chargers by 6.5
Green Bay @ Dallas, Dallas by 3.5
Indianapolis @ Kansas City, Kansas City by 11

Monday, 10/7
Cleveland @ San Francisco, San Francisco by 3.5

 

[rah]

RAMS WIN

 

[caketastydelish]

Seahawks cover rest later.

 

[Sommerswerd]

Week 5 Spreads

Thursday, 10/3
L.A. Rams @ Seattle, Seattle by 1.5 - dog

Sunday, 10/6
N.Y. Jets @ Philadelphia, Philadelphia by 13.5 - dnc
Jacksonville @ Carolina, Carolina by 3.5 - dog
Minnesota @ N.Y. Giants, Minnesota by 5.5 - cover
Atlanta @ Houston, Houston by 5 -cover
Tampa Bay @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 3 -cover
Buffalo @ Tennessee, Tennessee by 3 - dog
Arizona @ Cincinnati, Cincinnati by 3.5 - dog
New England @ Washington, New England by 15.5 - dnc
Baltimore @ Pittsburgh, Baltimore by 3.5 - cover
Chicago @ Oakland, Chicago by 5 - cover
Denver @ L.A. Chargers, Chargers by 6.5 - cover
Green Bay @ Dallas, Dallas by 3.5 - dog
Indianapolis @ Kansas City, Kansas City by 11 - cover

Monday, 10/7
Cleveland @ San Francisco, San Francisco by 3.5 - cover

 

[Light Cleric]

Seahawks cover

 

[caketastydelish]

Eagles cover
Jags win
Giants win
Texans cover
Saints cover
Titans cover
Cardinals win
Patriots cover
Ravens cover
Bears cover
Packers win
Chiefs cover
49ers cover

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Rams win

 

[KMRblue1027]

Seattle covers.

Aw yeah I'm getting my ass kicked lol.

 

[caketastydelish]

@Sommerswerd is 69 lol

 

[Serutan]

Thursday, 10/3
Rams outright.