Chuck Norris Jokes Flu!

[Dabomb18359]

At my school the latest thing everyone has been talking about is the ChuckNorrisFacts.com site. It's got mildly funny jokes but some are actually good. Some as you'd expect are corny but trust me, you simply HAVE to read them. They are just great. Tell people and they will get a laugh, gauranteed.

 

[Irish Caesar]

Irish Caesar beats Perfection to striking again!

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=153003

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I like "Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia"

 

[BCLG100]

Irish Caesar beats Perfection to striking again!

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=153003

lol someone has too

 

[puglover]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits

 

[SanPellegrino]

I knew that for months from a BB/fitness training site I am on from time to time, guess that speaks volumes about the audiences here and there.

my favorite was (although it seems they deleted it):

"Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do
with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian"