Civ Elite Match

[Apricorn]

The Celtic King laughed like a maniac raising his fist in triumph as the barbarians fled. Outnumbered three to one, the King and his bodyguards had not only stood their ground but in the face of barbarian attack, as an act of defiance, exposed their brightly painted genitals to the barbarians. This gesture along with the taunting and shouting had caused the hordes to run in terror in the face of such an obviously mighty opponent. Nevertheless, there was not a moment to be lost, a messenger was dispatched and a band of Celtic warriors from Cardiff was ordered to join what would now be a barbarian hunt.
The reputation of the Celts and their King had been established without a drop of blood being shed.

(turn sent to the Germans)

 

[Goober]

Well, that is good, you survived. You were lucky only 1 attacked and not all of them. This may have been a VERY short game, for you. Good Luck Everyone

 

[Apricorn]

Hey, how did you know only one attacked? I never mentioned that

 

[Goober]

the King and his bodyguards had not only stood their ground but in the face of barbarian attack

You said Attack, not AttackS

 

[Apricorn]

Originally posted by RealGoober
the King and his bodyguards had not only stood their ground but in the face of barbarian attack

You said Attack, not AttackS

ahh, elementary my dear Watson

 

[Goober]

'Tis true . . .

 

[Apricorn]

The king smeared his chest in the blood of the now defeated barbarians. The horde had found their courage again and once again ambushed the King on his way back to Cardiff. This time the taunting from the Celts did not scare them away. The barbarians attacked in two waves, and were slaughtered down to a man, without a single injury to the King or his bodyguards. The experience would no doubt prove valuable. But for now, there would be much merriment in Cardiff.

(turn sent)

 

[Goober]

Ohhh, the last two Barbarians did attack after all . . .

 

[Apricorn]

Seems we've stalled again..Who has the turn?

 

[Goober]

I do not have it. I sent it to Apricorn last time.

 

[Apricorn]

So its either with Salts pikey or WWhill...

 

[wwhill]

I had sent it on Saturday morning. I sent it again to RealGoober.

 

[Goober]

I'm sorry, I either missed a game save, forgot to send it to Apricorn, or my bloody Internet Server (Telus) didn't send my the E-mail (most likely)

Sorry about that . . .

 

[Apricorn]

No problem

 

[Goober]

Played, sent. It WAS Telus, my Internet Server, they sent the Email that wwhill sent on Sat. Morning TODAY!!! Time for another long, condescending e-mail . . .

 

[Apricorn]

We're stuck again.
Last turn I sent was to Salts pikey on the 20th.
Not had one since.

By the way, Salts pikey has dropped out of the other game due to "other commitments".
Not sure if he intends to stay in this one or not.

 

[wwhill]

I will look into a sub

 

[Vancouver 2010]

If you need a replacement for a particular player anytime soon, hook me up.

viccougarsfan@hotmail.com

 

[Goober]

Hey guys. I am just wondering if this PBEM has stalled again? I sent it to Apricorn sometime earlier, haven't yet received another save. I shall blame by Internet Server (stupid Telus) for now, but has the save been sent to me?

 

[Vancouver 2010]

3650 BC Sent to wwhill.