Civ V Haikus

[Clement]

Smiley face gone sad,
Just like Homer's swimming trunks,
When they were stretched out.

(you'd have to have seen the Simpson's episode called "Selma's choice" to understand the deep feeling and sadness conveyed by this Haiku)

 

[danieldaniel]

Gold buys you units
More gold for a diplo win
Go buy D L C

 

[Oerdin]

Removed from hard drive
Reading hope for the future
Not playing the game

Both excellent and true.

 

[bryanw1995]

So many hours loved
Civ three, Civ four, one more turn.
Numb not owning five.

hey you anthropoid
forget steam, just buy the game
you can play offline

 

[MeowTau]

AI with no brains
Sprawling cities no buildings
A game with no soul

 

[MeowTau]

Units with no gold
Happy with no luxuries
A cheating AI

 

[GKling]

Let me try once more
I want to enjoy this game
Dozed off at keyboard

 

[Terrance888]

D L C Buy more!
Want more stuff, then prepare to
Buy more buy much more!

 

[neptune2000]

(going with diamond => di-mond... leave me alone

Square yields to diamond
Finally evolves to hex
Grognards are happy.

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Forward stack of doom!
Slice through the foe as butter!
Pile them up and go!


What? 1 U P T?
I have to manage a front?
Tactics are hard, waaa!

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"Um, fellow worker,
Why can't we stack here with you?"
"Lose some weight, fatties."

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Longbowman takes aim,
Fires clear across the Channel.
Make the maps bigger?

 

[neptune2000]

Smiley face gone sad,
Just like Homer's swimming trunks,
When they were stretched out.

(you'd have to have seen the Simpson's episode called "Selma's choice" to understand the deep feeling and sadness conveyed by this Haiku)

It was actually even funnier to me when I thought you were referring to the Greek Homer!

 

[Terrance888]

Leave, thy stack of doom!
Thou are no longer welcome
For Blanket of doom

 

[Padje Dog]

D L C Buy more!
Want more stuff, then prepare to
Buy more buy much more!

HA!

continuing that theme...

Two playable civs
Axemen are now DLC
Civ 6 frustration

 

[vexing]

players gonna play
something really witty here
haters gonna hate

 

[Anthropoid]

hey you anthropoid
forget steam, just buy the game
you can play offline

Oblivious to
Effects of their consumer
Choice to be "Steamers"

 

[Clement]

Longbowman takes aim,
Fires clear across the Channel.
Make the maps bigger?

i like this one.

 

[Karnokki]

meh, V’s imperfect
but then, so were III and IV
release frustration

avoid DLC
and hope patches will return
global happiness

 

[CivFanaticMan]

have you played civ three
it has more combat by far
building is for wimps

Civ3, the first buy
Civ4, the second purchase
improvement between them

Buidling is for civ
we must all be wimpy people
CoD is for tough guys

 

[bryanw1995]

Civ3, the first buy
Civ4, the second purchase
improvement between them

Buidling is for civ
we must all be wimpy people
CoD is for tough guys

very clever fan
building is still important
just not quite as much

 

[iampostal]

Civilization
Five. One thing is for certain.
It is not Civ 4

 

[Padje Dog]

Civilization
Five. One thing is for certain.
It is not Civ 4

Combat needs some work
Nine to One kill ratio
With both my eyes shut