Civ V Haikus

[JohnnyW]

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Thank you...I don't think some people where understanding this.

I just played Civ 4;
I feel like I wasted cash
By buying Civ 5.

 

[nokmirt]

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DLC download
My wallets money upload
Squeeze my teats, milk me

Remind me to stop posting when they start writing the villanelle!

 

[trivilization]

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Which one of these don't belong?
Just think about it

 

[sucksforyou112]

What's wrong with this game
Oh yeah its not an even
so bring on the next

...does this make sense?

Howabout:

A wave of units
caressing the AI's land
yet they still have cash.

or:

Cheating happily
is a computers pasttime
so screw the programmers

 

[bryanw1995]

winds of change blowing
thanks for no more stacks of doom
wish jon could have stayed

 

[bryanw1995]

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DLC download
My wallets money upload
Squeeze my teats, milk me

really?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

 

[Padje Dog]

really?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Those who correct me
Without using a haiku
Should be most ashamed

 

[neptune2000]

First Revolutions
Then this schizophrenic mess
Onward to Facebook!

 

[neptune2000]

I save Ghandi's a**
He calls me a warmonger?
That skinny bastard!

 

[Skwink]

The Civ IV whiners
Civ Ver's in Diners
Lets bash CivIII

 

[vincentz]

So poetic it is
To do opinions in Haiku
I wish I could do to
But I must have misunderstood
Something

 

[CHEESE!]

I'm fine with Civ Five,
Why is everyone moaning?
Play or else shut up.

 

[Padje Dog]

Walking a tight rope
Balance is so important
Civ V shakes like hell

 

[orielense]

Civ V comes to us
Played several games at night
Sleep would be better

 

[Rupe]

God I wish all threads were this creative. Lovin it.

 

[grandad1982]

My hope was higher
To preorder was a mistake
Up yours Jon Shafer

 

[Anthropoid]

Steam is required now.
Anthropoid will not buy it.
Sounds FUBAR to me.

 

[Zyxpsilon]

I read the title wrong at first thinking "Hiatus"... but since i'm here and enjoy poetic comments;

Standing on that Hex,
Couldn't realize at last,
That i prefer Sex.

 

[CivFanaticMan]

winds of change blowing
thanks for no more stacks of doom
wish jon could have stayed

If you want combat
Go play Panzer General
Civ is for building

 

[Thormodr]

God I wish all threads were this creative. Lovin it.

If Civ 5 were that good
We wouldn't have any problems
That game really blows.

I must concur, this thread rocks.