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Civ V Haikus

Discussion in 'Civ5 - General Discussions' started by Padje Dog, Dec 28, 2010.

  1. ssh08

    ssh08 Pleased

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    its time for civ 5!
    the greatest disappointment
    at least i have WoW

    now to change things up with a little limerick!

    there once was a game called civ 5
    with the series' fans the game did not jive
    the patches did little, the game was quite brittle
    id rather shove my head in a beehive
     
  2. lampshade

    lampshade Chieftain

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    i'm a fan of the 5/7/5 classic formation, but i also like to add a reference to a season, which is traditional, so i go with:

    chill wind and snow falls
    civ 5 abominable
    may as well go out
     
  3. JohnnyW

    JohnnyW Gave up on this game

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    Playing Immortal,
    Not too much to do this turn...
    ...or this one, or this...........
     
  4. Babri

    Babri Emperor

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    Oh ! Many people were expecting it to be an improved version of cIV, they are disappointed. How sad. :(
     
  5. CivFanaticMan

    CivFanaticMan Warlord

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    You counfuse my head
    Combat is more important?
    raze more cities!
     
  6. CivFanaticMan

    CivFanaticMan Warlord

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    this is truly sad
    all improvements lost to time
    keep playing Civ4
     
  7. JohnnyW

    JohnnyW Gave up on this game

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    ^Nice
     
  8. bryanw1995

    bryanw1995 Emperor

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    maybe you could learn
    that puppets and tp spam
    turbocharge economy
     
  9. Cueball

    Cueball Chieftain

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    Just clicking Next Turn
    I am bored out of my mind
    Guess I'll watch some porn
     
  10. neptune2000

    neptune2000 Warlord

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    I don't subscribe to the hate, but you gotta go where the music takes you:

    There was a designer named Sid
    Who made great games, really he did!
    But with Rev and now this
    Seems he's taking a piss
    On the game we've loved since we were kids.

    :goodjob:

    Two thousand and ten
    A Winter of discontent
    Fifty buck beta
     
  11. iampostal

    iampostal Chieftain

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    The only problem
    with haiku is that you just
    get started and then
     
  12. mutant-enemy

    mutant-enemy Warlord

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    Ha - the best one. :goodjob:
     
  13. Anthropoid

    Anthropoid Grognard fantome

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    Complaint threads started
    Moderators watch them close
    Locked threads buried deep.
     
  14. ston

    ston Warlord

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    two thousand,
    nine hundred and
    ninety nine pence;
    gone
    only regret remains

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    If we're doing limericks too...

    A games company called 2K
    Said, "here's something we'd like you to play"
    We call it, "Civ V"
    Some might say, "nose dive"
    We don't care, we just want you to pay
     

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