Civ V Haikus

[ssh08]

its time for civ 5!
the greatest disappointment
at least i have WoW

now to change things up with a little limerick!

there once was a game called civ 5
with the series' fans the game did not jive
the patches did little, the game was quite brittle
id rather shove my head in a beehive

 

[lampshade]

i'm a fan of the 5/7/5 classic formation, but i also like to add a reference to a season, which is traditional, so i go with:

chill wind and snow falls
civ 5 abominable
may as well go out

 

[JohnnyW]

Playing Immortal,
Not too much to do this turn...
...or this one, or this...........

 

[Babri]

Civilization
Five. One thing is for certain.
It is not Civ 4

Oh ! Many people were expecting it to be an improved version of cIV, they are disappointed. How sad.

 

[CivFanaticMan]

very clever fan
building is still important
just not quite as much

You counfuse my head
Combat is more important?
raze more cities!

 

[CivFanaticMan]

Oh ! Many people were expecting it to be an improved version of cIV, they are disappointed. How sad.

this is truly sad
all improvements lost to time
keep playing Civ4

 

[JohnnyW]

this is truly sad
all improvements lost to time
keep playing Civ4

^Nice

 

[bryanw1995]

You counfuse my head
Combat is more important?
raze more cities!

maybe you could learn
that puppets and tp spam
turbocharge economy

 

[Cueball]

Just clicking Next Turn
I am bored out of my mind
Guess I'll watch some porn

 

[neptune2000]

now to change things up with a little limerick!

there once was a game called civ 5
with the series' fans the game did not jive
the patches did little, the game was quite brittle
id rather shove my head in a beehive

I don't subscribe to the hate, but you gotta go where the music takes you:

There was a designer named Sid
Who made great games, really he did!
But with Rev and now this
Seems he's taking a piss
On the game we've loved since we were kids.

i'm a fan of the 5/7/5 classic formation, but i also like to add a reference to a season, which is traditional, so i go with:

chill wind and snow falls
civ 5 abominable
may as well go out

Two thousand and ten
A Winter of discontent
Fifty buck beta

 

[iampostal]

The only problem
with haiku is that you just
get started and then

 

[mutant-enemy]

The only problem
with haiku is that you just
get started and then

Ha - the best one.

 

[Anthropoid]

Complaint threads started
Moderators watch them close
Locked threads buried deep.

 

[ston]

two thousand,
nine hundred and
ninety nine pence;
gone
only regret remains

(edit)

If we're doing limericks too...

A games company called 2K
Said, "here's something we'd like you to play"
We call it, "Civ V"
Some might say, "nose dive"
We don't care, we just want you to pay