1. Umm, Dan Quayle, of course. Yeah we all can laugh at him for his obvious Yogi Berrisms, but a far better choice would have been Jimmy Carter (who considered 'killer rabbits' more of a threat than the Soviet Union).
2. The all-powerful Civ4 UN. An obvious example of where the authors' biases led them to make decisions that have a severely negative impact on gameplay. In almost all other aspects Civ4 provides multiple paths to get where you want, with differing trade-offs. But if I'm playing an OCC game, say, and I'm voted out of Bureaucracy, I may as well quit. It certainly should be possible to violate UN resolutions, but with a cost, as there is in the real world. (To make it even more accurate they should put in votes for rotating leader of the UN Human Rights Commission, with the only two allowed candidates being Motezuma and Isabella. )
3. Let's make nuclear power plants useless by having them melt down every few turns. Anyone ever played a game with 10 or so cities, every one of which had a nuclear plant? Enough said. It's simple fact that modern nuclear plants are the safest and most reliable source of energy there is.
4. For even more laughs let's make the nuclear plant meltdowns cause global warming. There is no evidence that global warming is caused by any human activities at all. Whatever climate variations we see are explained far more robustly as just being part of the natural cycle. The false spectre of human-caused global warming is nothing more than an anti-capitalist political ploy.
5. Why FDR and no Ronald Reagan? They both defeated horrible enemies, and are both dead, but FDR gave us the legacy of New-Deal socialism while Reagan tried to reverse that trend.
6. Political correctness taken to the point of ridiculousness with the presence of Jewish missionaries and other religious incongruities. Either go all the way or don't. If you want to give us equal religions, then don't call them by their real-world names.
7. Fascism enabling the building of Mt. Rushmore. Moral relativism at its most disgusting - i.e. equating American patriotism with Fascism.
1. Killer rabits more of a threat than the Soviets? Carter may have been a bit naive at times, but he wasn't stupid. And unless you're joking, you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe such an assertion.
2. What is it with you Republicans and the U.N.? Did they steal your girlfriend in highschool or something? Acknowledging the existence of the United Nations is not a consequence of liberal bias, just like acknowledging the existence of evolution isn't. All it does indicate is a lack of radical right wing bias. And despite what Dr. Fatas$ (aka Rush Limbaugh) might say while doped-up on painkillers, a lack of right-wing bias is not the same as having liberal bias.... Oh and by the way, the last time we violated U.N. resolutions, we ended-up weakening our military in Iraq where we pissed away more than 2,000 American lives for no good reason whatsoever. Maybe having to follow international law wouldn't be such a bad thing after all....
3. Seriously, how dumb are you? I live in the state of Washington, home of the Hanford nuclear disaster. We're still cleaning up that mess more than a decade later. Even when they don't meltdown, they still generate literally tons of dangerous toxic waste-- and yes, "modern" nuclear plants do as well. It's just an inherent drawback of the technology. You see, a radioactive carbon rod is exposed to water, generating steam. This steam powers turbines, thereby generating power. However, the excess water that isn't evaporated must be drained, and is contaminated with nuclear material (hence known as nuclear waste). This waste has to be dumped somewhere, so perhaps you'd let us dump it in your backyard if you think it's so safe? Cuz I sure as hell don't want it in mine! Oh and another thing, hydro-electric power is much safer than nuclear power-- your statement that nuclear power is the safest form of energy on the planet is simply dead wrong. Hell, even coal is safer than nuclear, though admittedly not by much.
4. Newsflash: Jerry Falwell is not a scientist. And scientists who are paid by polluting oil companies like Exxon Mobile to go on Fox News and say that global warming is 100% natural don't count either. I'd say roughly 99% of the scientific community agrees that Co2 and other noxious gasses building up in the atmosphere does lead to a warming effect. To what extent this affects overall climate change as opposed to natural forces is up for debate still, but pretty much all credible scientists agree that it does have at least some negative impact. You really need to get your head out of your ass and start thinking for yourself.
5. FDR was in office longer than any other President in American history, that's why. He saw us through World War II, the most devastating war in our history. He enacted policies that helped get us out of the depression and create a new middle class. Believe me, the New Deal didn't even come close to Socialism. If it did we wouldn't have over 40 million people without access to health coverage today. Reagan, on the other hand, had very little to do with the collapse of the Soviet Union. He gets a lot of credit for it because he made a few famous speeches and just happened to be President at the time that it collapsed. If Clinton was President then, he'd probably get the credit. The Soviet Union failed for a number of reasons, and primarily collapsed from within because of popular uprising. The proud people of those countries deserve the credit for overthrowing that corrupt regime after 50 years of oppression, not Ronald Reagan. Face it, history simply doesn't look at the Reagan Administration through the same nestalgic, rose-colored glasses you Republicans see through.
6. I'm not really even sure what you're trying to say with this one. You're angry that there are Jews in the game or something? Believe it or not, Christianity is not the only religion in the world, and is not superior to Judaism or Islam or Buddhism or any of the others. If anything, your argument that they should "go all the way," i.e. include all religions if they're going to include any at all, is the exact same argument that people like me use in arguing that Christian dogma should be kept out of the classroom. Unless they're going to give equal time to all religions, which would be a logistical nightmare and virtually impossible to accomplish, then the only fair thing to do is stay away from it completely and stick to education. If you want your kids to learn a particular religion, such as Christianity, that's what churches are for.
7. I admit I was rather confused by having Mt. Rushmore come with Facism as well. I don't think they were trying to equate "American patriotism," a thoughtless cliche I knew you were bound to use at some point in your post, with the Nazis though. If they were, there are a lot of symbols of "American patriotism" that are much more relevant than the mountain with Presidents' faces carved into it. Still, I would be interested in hearing their reasons for putting Mt. Rushmore into the FAcism category; I just can't imagine how the two are even related, historically or otherwise.
Well, there ya go. It's getting late, so I'll leave you with the words I saw on a rather clever bumper sticker the other day:
"I survived the 2000 election and all I got was this lousy president."
--Kris