Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
soon.
Otherwise, I shall apply the creeper law of "that'sssss a nice housssse you have there...."
Otherwise, I shall apply the creeper law of "that'sssss a nice housssse you have there...."
Civ'ed's random Civ and Mod tests - Part 1
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Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
I have the screens and everything, update very very soon.
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Update!
Right at the beginning of the update, I get THIS thrown into my face. I ponder. Have I really chosen the path of the chieftain?
Continuing with the general program and listening to awesome Macedonian music (the LH music, don't worry christos) we meet the falconer, who has just been eaten by his falcon.
Falconers are scout air units. very large, if blocky, field of view. should be in minecraft.
*cue shot of spy, eyes pecked out*
We meet the Salad-Muncher Marcus Aurelius and.... quite the stylish beard he has.
WAT.
HOW DARE THEY. HOW DARE THEY. HOW. DARETH. THEY. I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION, KILO- er, sorry - KUL-OBYTES!
Alexander (ALEXANDER. NOT CIV'ED. GOT THAT?) now falls in love with the celt leader. the advisor that said this is now dead.
then we go on, see the persians and omg, Darius! stop beelining religion! It's bad for your health!
What does the salad munching roman want now? Nothing. It's the Gothic Goths with a Leader who is Annoyed. (Yep. Gothic.) and Christian! this is a weird run of civ. (heh. heh. like the vanilla game is not weird enough)
My falcon must have special skills! It brought me Attila the Hun, who apparently hasn't had a nosebleed in his life. Yet. (cookie for the reference)
also, with my settler....
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
NO.
I'm not that smart in CIV but I know that lion will have settler (and Jwitti) for tea.(or dinner. suit yerselfs)
INSTEAD!
Nice location on Jwitti Bay. Will probably become the setting of an asocial program on MTV which will spawn an Image famous on these boards for ever. (Jwitti Shore
)
Some huns. With the bow. Not the Horse.
apparently communications in Macedonia are primitive, for instead of Jwitti it says HERETICS! why? Zoroastrians.
(also atheas follows Hellenism, some badass huns and in Persia, everyone is apparently an Ayatollah.)
The Hell. for a bunch of Huns, that's pretty secessionist.
Next time on Civ'ed's Mod Test: Does Terrorist Win? Who will die first? Is our editor finally going to get rich by selling tons of these? should I be quiet now? (yes. you should. Ed.)
Price: over 9000 lols.
Right at the beginning of the update, I get THIS thrown into my face. I ponder. Have I really chosen the path of the chieftain?
Spoiler :
Continuing with the general program and listening to awesome Macedonian music (the LH music, don't worry christos) we meet the falconer, who has just been eaten by his falcon.
Falconers are scout air units. very large, if blocky, field of view. should be in minecraft.
*cue shot of spy, eyes pecked out*
Spoiler :
We meet the Salad-Muncher Marcus Aurelius and.... quite the stylish beard he has.
Spoiler :
WAT.
HOW DARE THEY. HOW DARE THEY. HOW. DARETH. THEY. I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION, KILO- er, sorry - KUL-OBYTES!
Spoiler :
Alexander (ALEXANDER. NOT CIV'ED. GOT THAT?) now falls in love with the celt leader. the advisor that said this is now dead.
Spoiler :
then we go on, see the persians and omg, Darius! stop beelining religion! It's bad for your health!
Spoiler :
What does the salad munching roman want now? Nothing. It's the Gothic Goths with a Leader who is Annoyed. (Yep. Gothic.) and Christian! this is a weird run of civ. (heh. heh. like the vanilla game is not weird enough)
Spoiler :
My falcon must have special skills! It brought me Attila the Hun, who apparently hasn't had a nosebleed in his life. Yet. (cookie for the reference)
Spoiler :
also, with my settler....
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
NO.
I'm not that smart in CIV but I know that lion will have settler (and Jwitti) for tea.(or dinner. suit yerselfs)
Spoiler :
INSTEAD!
Nice location on Jwitti Bay. Will probably become the setting of an asocial program on MTV which will spawn an Image famous on these boards for ever. (Jwitti Shore
)Spoiler :
Some huns. With the bow. Not the Horse.
Spoiler :
apparently communications in Macedonia are primitive, for instead of Jwitti it says HERETICS! why? Zoroastrians.
(also atheas follows Hellenism, some badass huns and in Persia, everyone is apparently an Ayatollah.)
Spoiler :
The Hell. for a bunch of Huns, that's pretty secessionist.
Spoiler :
Next time on Civ'ed's Mod Test: Does Terrorist Win? Who will die first? Is our editor finally going to get rich by selling tons of these? should I be quiet now? (yes. you should. Ed.)
Price: over 9000 lols.
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TOO MANY RELIGIONS 
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
For the cookie: Attila the Hun reputedly died of a nosebleed. 
christos200
Never tell me the odds
Great update.
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
I know, at this point there was Islam and everything already, but no one has the last religions - Taosim and Confucianism - yet.TOO MANY RELIGIONS
your Ulmer cookie!For the cookie: Attila the Hun reputedly died of a nosebleed.
Indeed, it is said that Attila the Hun died of a nosebleed after sacking Rome, this during his marriage. let this be a lesson to you: if you have a nosebleed, and have just sacked a massive city, WORRY.
Short Answer: No.
Long Answer: I don't want to make anyone angry, and anyway, since Pella is in greece I think I will stay as it is.
btw, now I just realized something:
How do you guys want me to win?
Conquest? be like Alexander but more?
Space Race? Create New Pella near Alpha Centauri?
Cultural? Be the country that spawned everything, it's mom and it's hamster?
Religious? Make Zeus the only true god?
Time? Play it out fer teh lulz?
Domination? Own everyone and colonize the new world?
Note: I will, whatever you want, NOT go after Attila first. Remember he has swordsmen? I don't even have Iron.
christos200
Never tell me the odds
I prefer Time or Religious.
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
New Pella sounds like a good name for a space colony. Space Race.
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
well, after this AAR I was planning to do a narrative AAR about a post-apocalyptic world. Maybe I can use that as a sequel?
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
allright guys, no update in this post.
But, since this is a Mod TEST, I want to see how good I'm testing the mod... by testing you guys.
So I thought up some true or false questions for the sake of wanting to know how well I have explained the mod.
Right.
Answers:
You really shouldn't have to look at this.
(note: if you looked at the answers first, SHAME ON YOU.)
But, since this is a Mod TEST, I want to see how good I'm testing the mod... by testing you guys.
So I thought up some true or false questions for the sake of wanting to know how well I have explained the mod.
Right.
Spoiler :
Answers:
You really shouldn't have to look at this.
Spoiler :
(note: if you looked at the answers first, SHAME ON YOU.)
Optical
The Fall of the Eleventh
Spoiler my answers :
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Bumping this for update soon, and now I just want you guys to tell me what path you want me to take.
I'm currently seriously considering attacking the hordes (Huns and Scythians) or rome. any ideas?
I'm currently seriously considering attacking the hordes (Huns and Scythians) or rome. any ideas?
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
I just remembere rome is north of Scythia, which in turn is north of me. 
time to help a cat out of the cellar...
EDIT: while looking up the page, I saw you (if you're Jwitti) would want me to do a sequel in modern times.
Fraid not.
You see, there might be a sequel, but it'll merely be another mod test.
time to help a cat out of the cellar...
EDIT: while looking up the page, I saw you (if you're Jwitti) would want me to do a sequel in modern times.
Fraid not.
You see, there might be a sequel, but it'll merely be another mod test.
Civ'ed
I ain't gotta explain a thing
Update 4 I think: Conquest (tm) has encountered a problem and has been forced to close
Right, we're back again, messing up by doing absolutely nothing except building a few temples. Then, I see how far away the romans are and I frankly ditch my plans. but I quickly coax my falcon into exploring and...
Well Well Well. More Goths *cue weird music*.
Hello Mr Ateas, no, goodbye, here's a bowl of milk for the cat you have hostage...
Modest bunch these Goths aren't they? GautiGOTH, GOTHiscandza... Speaking of goths, I need to get them on my good side. Al(aric) agrees.
YES. MOTHERLOVING GOD YES. YES YES YES.
.... wait.
Oh crap. ah well, spies are good...
Hmmm.....
Très bien.
And again.
And agHOLYGODWAAAAATTISAHIMEJISAMURAICASTLEAWESOMEAWESOMETAKETHATYOUSTUPIDPILLAGERS.... *breathes calmly, passes out*
Technical difficulties, please stand by and look at this wonderful picture of B.D. Joe
*wakes up again*
well.
I know who they based Attila on, all of a sudden (I was checking out the medieval music of the leaders)
....
Bosmer.
Aye map of the Turret Continent, as can onlie be decieved bye aye Mayecedonyan of Note
Right, we're back again, messing up by doing absolutely nothing except building a few temples. Then, I see how far away the romans are and I frankly ditch my plans. but I quickly coax my falcon into exploring and...
Well Well Well. More Goths *cue weird music*.
Spoiler :
Hello Mr Ateas, no, goodbye, here's a bowl of milk for the cat you have hostage...
Spoiler :
Modest bunch these Goths aren't they? GautiGOTH, GOTHiscandza... Speaking of goths, I need to get them on my good side. Al(aric) agrees.
Spoiler :
YES. MOTHERLOVING GOD YES. YES YES YES.
.... wait.
Oh crap. ah well, spies are good...
Spoiler :
Hmmm.....
Très bien.
Spoiler :
And again.
Spoiler :
And agHOLYGODWAAAAATTISAHIMEJISAMURAICASTLEAWESOMEAWESOMETAKETHATYOUSTUPIDPILLAGERS.... *breathes calmly, passes out*
Spoiler :
Technical difficulties, please stand by and look at this wonderful picture of B.D. Joe
Spoiler :
*wakes up again*
well.
I know who they based Attila on, all of a sudden (I was checking out the medieval music of the leaders)
Spoiler :
....
Bosmer.
Spoiler :
Aye map of the Turret Continent, as can onlie be decieved bye aye Mayecedonyan of Note
Spoiler :
hoplitejoe
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Goths are clearly independents!
