Clues you've been playing too much FFH

1005: You post the following rant to the FfH forums. :)

The early midgame in BtS is boooooooriiiiiiing...medieval and whatever the next period was. At least before that I may actually struggle a little bit for my survival. I don't want the umpteenth knight or maceman. I want tanks, gunships, stealth bombers, nukes. Yet another 200 turns before I get to the big guns...how boring...
 
1,007:You didn't post in this thread at all because you were playing FfH.
 
1008:You bump this thread to post a few clues
1009:You download FfH to Windows 7
1010:You discover that it works.
1011:You have a FfH story in the Stories & Tales section
1012:Your name is in the Mod somewhere.(Me,Magister,Corlindale,Wilboman and Lade)
1013:You play Somnium with your friends
1014:You have a FfH club.
 
1015:Forums.civfanatics.com/forumdisplay.php?f=190 is one of your memorized web site addresses.
 
1016: you desperately try to convert your friends to the magic of FfH, and fail repeatedly
 
1017) You have been waiting for this bump for so long and thought of so many good jokes over the time it had been under.
1018) You forgot them all while playing FfH
 
1020: you came in 10 seconds after exiting this thread because you saw that someone had posted something

1021: you are currently writing this on your demon-possessed iPod that grumbles whenever you touch it while playing FfH (beat that)
 
1022:Just remembered this, after your friend says that FfH generally sucks, you consider stabbing him repeatedly with the pencil until he collapses, burn him for heresy, and then throw his soul into the Camulos's vault and laugh at him because he can't get out as he doesn't know FfH lore

1024: Oops my hand slipped
 
1024:You've played AOI and the Scenarios on Deity and have successfully gotten Cthulu.
1025:You only played Legend of Zelda and read Lion witch and Wardrobe because of the Score table at the end of the game.
1026:You find normal civ boring.
1027:You find WOW boring.
 
1027:You find WOW boring.

That just shows taste, sir.

1028: You are awaiting Magister's modmod so you can steal things from it for your own modmodmod.
 
261. Anywhere you go, you try to look for good city placements for your settlers.
 
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