Continue the action

[CaptainLost]

Continue the action! Add one sentence on that describes one action made by someone in the story, i.e. "Bob kicks Jim in the face". It doesn't have to follow directly after the last action; it can be something like "Meanwhile the cook beats a chicken in the kitchen".
Last of all, don't make it serious, make it as funny as possible. But please keep it clean.
Setting: A tavern in Medieval England.

I'll start:

Sir Robert stands up abruptly, knocking his chair over as he does so.

 

[dragonprobably]

It squishes a rat as it lands.

 

[CaptainLost]

A man nearby, angered by the death of the rat, challenges Sir Robert to a duel.

 

[dragonprobably]

Sir Robert accepts the duel and chooses Ivysaur.

 

[CaptainLost]

The man identifies himself as Chuck Norris.

 

[dragonprobably]

Doc Brown notices he screwed up Earth's timeline.

 

[CaptainLost]

The Enterprise is sent to sort out the screwup.

 

[dragonprobably]

Back to the subject at hand, Ivysaur uses Bullet Seed on Chuck Norris.

 

[CaptainLost]

Bruce Lee jumps in the way, absorbs the attack and dies.

 

[Souron]

A flock of young maidens swarm around the deceased martial artist.

 

[CaptainLost]

A peasant is thrown through the wall by an angry knight outside of the tavern.

 

[dragonprobably]

The peasant lands on the Ivysaur, killing it.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The cook at the Cafe Caesar founded the needed salad ingredients, already flattened for his customers' lunch!

 

[Souron]

The opportunistic cook takes the soon to be salad to the kitchen to wash the peasant and crap off it.

 

[CaptainLost]

On the way to the kitchen he trips on a sword someone accidently left there.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The sword was left by a giant mouse, who was striving to catch a sacrifice to the mouse god, Squeak.

 

[Souron]

The sword was to be the lure in his trap for passing adventurers, but the mouse had dropped it on the tavern floor because he was careless and in a hurry.

 

[CaptainLost]

The mouse is setting up the trap outside and discovers he left his sword inside, so he goes back to retrieve it.

 

[Phrossack]

The mouse is setting up the trap outside and discovers he left his sword inside, so he goes back to retrieve it.

Alas, the sword is seized by a sword afficionado, who values its fine vintage, texture, and slightly creamy, savory flavor.

 

[CaptainLost]

And before the mouse gets to the door of the tavern the angry knight outside chucks the mouse through the wall, like he did with the peasant.