Fifty
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COPS is the best TV show ever.
By Fifty Fiftyson
By Fifty Fiftyson
The Simpsons is competition... but The Simpsons was only truly genius for a few of its seasons. Granted, during those seasons it eclipsed basically everything else on TV ever, but COPS has been consistently incredible for 750 episodes. To use an analogy, COPS is like Bach to The Simpsons' Mozart.
I can't conceive of any show that comes close to COPS. If you don't like COPS, thats a pretty good indication that your abilities of aesthetic appraisal are defective.
1) Best theme song ever. There's just no argument here. Various people will have various little theme songs that they are nostalgic for, but COPS's theme song is the objectively best.
2) Most literary show ever. COPS legitimately contends with Shakespeare in its ability to depict the human condition. Every emotion and every human archetype is portrayed in total candor on COPS, and without the trappings of acting. Not only does it portray the archetypes, the "good guy" and the "bad guy", but since it is real, it conveys everything with the degree of complexity fitting its subject matter. It strikes the perfect balance between depicting archetypes and depicting complex reality. Furthermore, the simplicity of both the premise and the title hide the enormity of the themes addressed by the show. In that respect, it is not unlike The Odyssey, a simply titled work about a man just trying to get home.
3) Most entertaining show ever. Car chases, bad guys, good guys, the raw emotional entertainment provided by COPS is unparalleled.
4) Originality. Its very fashionable to rag on reality tv, but COPS did reality TV right. No stupid contests or anything like that, just a depiction of reality.
I won't bother arguing with people who critique it without actually comprehending its complexity and richness, so if you're just going to post some unenlightened one-liner, save yourself the trouble.

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