Isn't there another Thread just like this?
Yes indeed. Just click on any thread in the Humour & Jokes forum and you've got the one you're thinking of.
Zhuge_Liang: I have to hand it to you. You have sunk to impressively new depths with these jokes.
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By way of contribution and in the spirit of the those that have gone before, here's a geography lesson:
FEMALE GEOGRAPHY:
- Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa: wild, naturally beautiful, full of mystery, and blessed with fertile deltas.
- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.
- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.
- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.
- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.
- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with an undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.
- Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.
- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...
MALE GEOGRAPHY
- Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick.
that will make the masses 
laugh? 
